0 00:00:53,167 --> 00:00:55,299 It gives me great pride 1 00:00:55,334 --> 00:00:58,335 to complete the work of securing our southern border. 2 00:00:58,370 --> 00:01:00,205 When this project started, 3 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,670 over 11 million people lived here illegally. 4 00:01:03,705 --> 00:01:06,772 Well, we've not only got rid of them, 5 00:01:06,807 --> 00:01:09,280 but this beautiful wall 6 00:01:09,315 --> 00:01:12,580 will ensure that they can never return. 7 00:01:12,615 --> 00:01:14,912 - Yeah! - Yes! 8 00:01:14,947 --> 00:01:17,321 We got 'em. 9 00:01:17,356 --> 00:01:20,390 Credit should also go to the Tesla Corporation, 10 00:01:20,425 --> 00:01:23,756 who ten years ago created the wonderful robots 11 00:01:23,791 --> 00:01:26,594 who now do the tasks the illegals once did, 12 00:01:26,629 --> 00:01:29,597 but without robbing and raping 13 00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:31,665 decent Americans in the process, 14 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:34,437 or complaining when they're disposed of. 15 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:41,279 Yes! USA! 16 00:02:19,550 --> 00:02:20,681 Happy skating. 17 00:02:34,268 --> 00:02:35,366 Oh! Ah! 18 00:02:35,401 --> 00:02:37,335 - Oh, my God! - Bugger! 19 00:02:37,370 --> 00:02:39,535 Are you okay? 20 00:02:39,570 --> 00:02:42,373 - Here, let me help you. - Thank you. 21 00:02:42,408 --> 00:02:45,541 Oh. Oof. 22 00:02:45,576 --> 00:02:48,346 My God, you're beautiful. 23 00:02:48,381 --> 00:02:50,513 So sorry. That's so inappropriate. 24 00:02:50,548 --> 00:02:52,647 I might be a little dazed. 25 00:02:52,682 --> 00:02:53,813 I'm Charles, by the way. 26 00:02:53,848 --> 00:02:56,981 - It's okay. I'm Emily. - Thank you. 27 00:02:57,016 --> 00:02:59,423 You're welcome. Let's get you off the ice. 28 00:02:59,458 --> 00:03:02,789 Yes. Oh! Thank you. 29 00:03:12,306 --> 00:03:13,635 - May I? - Oh. 30 00:03:20,875 --> 00:03:22,743 Thank you. 31 00:03:25,451 --> 00:03:27,649 Trash can... 32 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:31,950 Trash can... 33 00:03:34,053 --> 00:03:35,987 Nice day. Day nice. 34 00:03:58,715 --> 00:04:00,913 - Good morning, Jane. - Good morning, Charles. 35 00:04:00,948 --> 00:04:01,908 Looking radiant as ever. 36 00:04:05,821 --> 00:04:07,656 Hey, Charles. 37 00:04:07,691 --> 00:04:09,955 Hi, Dad. Scottsdale's looking good. 38 00:04:09,990 --> 00:04:11,957 I managed to get around the atrium acoustics issue 39 00:04:11,992 --> 00:04:13,563 which was holding us up for the permit. 40 00:04:13,598 --> 00:04:15,796 - Great job, son. - And I got these for mum. 41 00:04:15,831 --> 00:04:18,502 Aw, well, why don't you give them to her yourself? 42 00:04:18,537 --> 00:04:19,998 She's making lasagna this evening. 43 00:04:20,033 --> 00:04:22,836 I'd love to, but it's date number four with Emily, 44 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:24,871 and I think she might be the one. 45 00:04:24,906 --> 00:04:26,774 That's great. 46 00:04:26,809 --> 00:04:28,677 You know, at the risk of sounding patronizing, 47 00:04:28,712 --> 00:04:31,042 the change in you this past year has been incredible. 48 00:04:31,077 --> 00:04:34,683 Thanks, Dad. I really managed to pull myself out of a dark period. 49 00:04:34,718 --> 00:04:35,849 You still think about her? 50 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:37,081 - Francesca? - Mm. 51 00:04:37,116 --> 00:04:38,819 - God, no. - Well, that's the spirit. 52 00:04:38,854 --> 00:04:40,722 - And to think... - Hey, Pop, I need you. 53 00:04:40,757 --> 00:04:42,724 'Sup, half-bro. Pop? 54 00:04:42,759 --> 00:04:44,627 Yeah, Charles has a new girlfriend. 55 00:04:44,662 --> 00:04:45,991 - It's pretty serious. - Wow. 56 00:04:46,026 --> 00:04:48,092 I look forward to meeting her brains out. 57 00:04:48,127 --> 00:04:51,370 - Pop, come on. - See you later, Charles. 58 00:04:51,405 --> 00:04:52,965 Nice. 59 00:05:07,718 --> 00:05:09,850 I don't want this evening to end. 60 00:05:09,885 --> 00:05:12,017 Come back to my place. 61 00:05:12,052 --> 00:05:14,525 I'd like nothing more, 62 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,758 but I really want our first time to be special. 63 00:05:18,432 --> 00:05:22,731 - Tonight. - Tomorrow. 64 00:05:22,766 --> 00:05:23,897 I promise. 65 00:05:34,041 --> 00:05:36,844 I saw Emily after work. 66 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:38,879 She wanted me to go back to her place. 67 00:05:42,588 --> 00:05:45,182 I got you a Lotaburger on the way home. 68 00:05:45,217 --> 00:05:47,019 Would you like me to remove the vegetables 69 00:05:47,054 --> 00:05:49,857 - and transfer it to a plate? - Fuck's sake! 70 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:53,564 Ugh. 71 00:05:53,599 --> 00:05:58,635 Thanks to you, that's now 50,001 Americans killed in North Korea. 72 00:05:58,670 --> 00:06:00,802 Put yourself on deprogram now, C2. 73 00:06:00,837 --> 00:06:02,441 Yes, Charles. 74 00:06:06,876 --> 00:06:08,744 - May I? - Oh. 75 00:06:08,779 --> 00:06:11,076 C2, what is the point of me 76 00:06:11,111 --> 00:06:13,144 committing random acts of kindness 77 00:06:13,179 --> 00:06:15,916 if they're not put on social media for the whole world to see? 78 00:06:15,951 --> 00:06:19,150 Well, Charles, altruism is an integral virtue of any society. 79 00:06:19,185 --> 00:06:22,527 Altruism doesn't get you laid if nobody knows about it. 80 00:06:22,562 --> 00:06:24,859 Right, let's see what else you 9/11-ed today. 81 00:06:26,126 --> 00:06:27,829 I don't want this evening to end. 82 00:06:27,864 --> 00:06:29,600 - Nice. - Come back to my place. 83 00:06:29,635 --> 00:06:31,162 How many dates to reel this one in? 84 00:06:31,197 --> 00:06:32,801 Just four, Charles. 85 00:06:32,836 --> 00:06:34,638 Those ice skating chicks are the best. 86 00:06:34,673 --> 00:06:36,739 Yes, Emily is fascinating. 87 00:06:36,774 --> 00:06:38,906 She majored in Econ at Tufts 88 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,974 and is a connoisseur of classic cinema, 89 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:42,910 in particular, the oeuvre of Adam Sandler. 90 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:44,615 That's not what I meant. 91 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:48,245 I had you built specifically to spare me 92 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,885 from the tedium of dating. 93 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,591 I'm interested in women for one thing 94 00:06:53,626 --> 00:06:55,560 and one thing only. 95 00:06:55,595 --> 00:06:58,497 Thomas Newton, a systems analyst for Raytheon, 96 00:06:58,532 --> 00:07:01,126 was today sentenced to 28 years in prison 97 00:07:01,161 --> 00:07:02,633 after authorities discovered 98 00:07:02,668 --> 00:07:04,602 he had an illegal robot double of himself. 99 00:07:04,637 --> 00:07:07,132 Strictly prohibited for civilian ownership, 100 00:07:07,167 --> 00:07:09,937 it is long been rumored that advanced android clones 101 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:12,104 are available on the black market. 102 00:07:12,139 --> 00:07:14,843 Suspicions were first aroused when 58-year-old Newton, 103 00:07:14,878 --> 00:07:16,515 a keen amateur runner, 104 00:07:16,550 --> 00:07:19,078 broke the world marathon record in Ohio last June... 105 00:07:19,113 --> 00:07:23,984 - You hear that, dummy? - Yes, Charles. 106 00:07:24,019 --> 00:07:25,524 We'll need to be more careful. 107 00:07:25,559 --> 00:07:26,690 No leaving the house 108 00:07:26,725 --> 00:07:28,219 at the same time, understood? 109 00:07:28,254 --> 00:07:29,924 Yes, Charles. 110 00:07:29,959 --> 00:07:32,223 Now shut your mouth. I need to pee. 111 00:07:32,258 --> 00:07:33,532 Yes, Charles. 112 00:07:35,327 --> 00:07:36,997 Good evening, Miss Denholm. 113 00:07:37,032 --> 00:07:40,033 Would you like to have the most incredible sex with me? 114 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:43,135 Ha! Indeed I would, kind sir. 115 00:07:43,170 --> 00:07:45,269 The most incredible sex ever! 116 00:07:45,304 --> 00:07:48,712 Your wish is my command. 117 00:07:55,721 --> 00:07:57,248 Oh. 118 00:07:58,790 --> 00:08:01,758 That was amazing. 119 00:08:01,793 --> 00:08:03,760 Nothing beats good sex, right? 120 00:08:03,795 --> 00:08:05,091 Totally. 121 00:08:08,635 --> 00:08:11,768 Well, I should be leaving. 122 00:08:11,803 --> 00:08:13,737 Is everything okay? 123 00:08:13,772 --> 00:08:15,299 Yeah. Why wouldn't it be? 124 00:08:15,334 --> 00:08:17,169 Well, when can I see you again? 125 00:08:17,204 --> 00:08:19,908 Let me see. 126 00:08:19,943 --> 00:08:23,175 How are you for October 17th? 127 00:08:23,210 --> 00:08:25,243 That's a month from now. 128 00:08:25,278 --> 00:08:27,586 Yeah, you're right. 129 00:08:27,621 --> 00:08:28,620 Let's do November. 130 00:08:32,791 --> 00:08:33,790 Bye. 131 00:08:34,859 --> 00:08:37,222 Directions to ice rink. 132 00:08:54,406 --> 00:08:56,208 - Whoa! - Oh! 133 00:08:56,243 --> 00:08:58,045 Stupid fucking idiot. 134 00:09:01,985 --> 00:09:03,215 Charles. 135 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:04,821 Sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going. 136 00:09:04,856 --> 00:09:06,119 - Are you okay? Are you okay? - Yeah, fine. 137 00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:09,122 - Thanks. Bye. - Oh! 138 00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:12,059 Ooh. 139 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:14,061 Here. It's my fault. Let me help you up. 140 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:17,295 Thank you. I'm Charles, by the way. 141 00:09:17,330 --> 00:09:20,298 Yes, you said. Charles, the stupid fucking idiot. 142 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:23,840 I'm Elaine, the bigger fucking idiot. 143 00:09:23,875 --> 00:09:26,007 Well, we took quite a tumble. 144 00:09:26,042 --> 00:09:28,141 We should get off the ice, regroup. 145 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:32,310 - Yeah. Coffee? - Yeah. 146 00:09:32,345 --> 00:09:34,180 Shall we? 147 00:09:34,215 --> 00:09:37,689 - C2? - Hello, Charles. 148 00:09:37,724 --> 00:09:39,823 Per your instructions, I de-fuzzed the peaches 149 00:09:39,858 --> 00:09:41,138 and arranged your low-rise briefs 150 00:09:41,156 --> 00:09:42,991 - by cotton thread count. - Thanks. 151 00:09:43,026 --> 00:09:44,421 I've just been ice skating 152 00:09:44,456 --> 00:09:46,225 and had the best time ever. 153 00:09:46,260 --> 00:09:48,898 Ice skating again? Isn't that a girls' thing? 154 00:09:48,933 --> 00:09:50,669 Which is why it's also a Charles thing. 155 00:09:50,704 --> 00:09:53,133 200 penguins to just one polar bear, 156 00:09:53,168 --> 00:09:56,675 who bumped into the most incredible girl, 157 00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:59,304 and for once she asked for my number. 158 00:09:59,339 --> 00:10:01,779 Well, I'm glad you've met a nice young lady. 159 00:10:01,814 --> 00:10:04,342 Speaking of which, number five, Abby from Desert View texted 160 00:10:04,377 --> 00:10:06,311 saying she'd like you to meet her parents. 161 00:10:06,346 --> 00:10:07,312 That's nice. 162 00:10:07,347 --> 00:10:10,084 Dump her. Nicely. 163 00:10:10,119 --> 00:10:11,316 By text. 164 00:10:11,351 --> 00:10:14,451 This new girl is different level. 165 00:10:14,486 --> 00:10:18,224 I need you completely focused on getting her horizontal for me. 166 00:10:19,491 --> 00:10:21,227 It's a good day, C2. 167 00:10:22,835 --> 00:10:24,329 Indeed it is, Charles. 168 00:10:30,436 --> 00:10:32,007 Hold my taco. 169 00:10:33,472 --> 00:10:35,142 May I? 170 00:11:29,099 --> 00:11:31,066 - You like it? - I love it. 171 00:11:32,564 --> 00:11:34,333 Oh, Charles. 172 00:12:08,006 --> 00:12:10,974 I've never felt this way about a girl before. 173 00:12:11,009 --> 00:12:13,141 I just don't want the night to end. 174 00:12:13,176 --> 00:12:15,374 I feel the same way. 175 00:12:15,409 --> 00:12:17,475 I'd love for you to come back to my place... 176 00:12:19,182 --> 00:12:21,446 ...but I want our first time to be really special, 177 00:12:21,481 --> 00:12:23,382 so let's wait until tomorrow. 178 00:12:23,417 --> 00:12:27,452 Yes. Tomorrow. 179 00:12:28,488 --> 00:12:30,455 I want it to be special, too. 180 00:12:46,605 --> 00:12:48,011 C2? 181 00:12:51,181 --> 00:12:54,446 FBI! Place your hands above your head where I can see them. 182 00:12:54,481 --> 00:12:56,613 We have reason to believe you are concealing 183 00:12:56,648 --> 00:12:59,352 an illegal robot "fac-sea-mile" of yourself. 184 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:02,355 - Fuck off, Ashley. - Ah, shit. 185 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:05,061 - How'd you know it was me? - No creature brighter than a quadruped 186 00:13:05,096 --> 00:13:06,491 pronounces the word "facsimile" 187 00:13:06,526 --> 00:13:10,033 "fac-sea-mile," let alone an FBI agent. 188 00:13:10,068 --> 00:13:13,036 Just get inside or else the real feds are gonna show. 189 00:13:15,007 --> 00:13:16,567 Why the fuck are you here? 190 00:13:16,602 --> 00:13:18,074 Oh, I was just in your sector. 191 00:13:18,109 --> 00:13:19,339 You know, figured I'd see if you need me 192 00:13:19,374 --> 00:13:21,605 to pick any more shit at Trader Joe's. 193 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,948 If I required your services, I would get you on the app. 194 00:13:23,983 --> 00:13:27,215 - You're bored. - God, you need to get a real job. 195 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,887 Ain't nobody hiring for shit. 196 00:13:28,922 --> 00:13:32,121 You know what the guy at GNC told me? 197 00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:33,452 "Unqualified." 198 00:13:33,487 --> 00:13:35,894 Motherfucker, I know good nutrition. 199 00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:43,066 Well, well, well, if it isn't C2-D2. 200 00:13:43,101 --> 00:13:45,068 Bleep, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. 201 00:13:45,103 --> 00:13:49,006 - I am a robot. I am a robot. - Hello, Ashley. How are you? 202 00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:50,481 Oh, you know, every day a step closer 203 00:13:50,504 --> 00:13:52,306 to sucking dick for McNuggets. 204 00:13:52,341 --> 00:13:55,309 I'm very sorry to hear that. I can empathize. 205 00:13:55,344 --> 00:13:57,014 Oh, really? You can empathize? 206 00:13:57,049 --> 00:13:58,609 Let me tell you something, you toaster. 207 00:13:58,644 --> 00:14:00,919 I voted red to kick the illegals 208 00:14:00,954 --> 00:14:02,954 who were stealing our jobs out of the country. 209 00:14:02,989 --> 00:14:05,550 And you know what? It worked. They were all deported. 210 00:14:05,585 --> 00:14:09,125 But then you fucking robots immigrated here 211 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:13,030 and made it worse by doing the same job for zero wages. 212 00:14:13,065 --> 00:14:14,691 Well, actually robots aren't immigrants. 213 00:14:14,726 --> 00:14:16,165 "Well, robots aren't actually immigrants." 214 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,167 I fought for this country, okay? 215 00:14:18,202 --> 00:14:20,334 When I was the real Fat Ninja, 216 00:14:20,369 --> 00:14:23,634 I single-handedly hunted down King Dong Un, okay? 217 00:14:23,669 --> 00:14:26,076 I pulled his little ass out of a foxhole 218 00:14:26,111 --> 00:14:28,441 and dumped his corpse in the Korean ocean. 219 00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:30,608 No, you didn't. You were an Army chef. 220 00:14:30,643 --> 00:14:32,676 And you know what I came home to? 221 00:14:32,711 --> 00:14:36,988 Nothing. No gratitude, no respect, and no job. 222 00:14:37,023 --> 00:14:40,684 All because of you, you fuckless Roomba. 223 00:14:40,719 --> 00:14:42,521 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 224 00:14:42,556 --> 00:14:44,721 You have crossed a line, my friend. 225 00:14:44,756 --> 00:14:48,164 C2, bless his little 12-volt heart, is literally a slave. 226 00:14:48,199 --> 00:14:50,159 If he wasn't emotionally deprogrammed every night, 227 00:14:50,168 --> 00:14:53,070 he'd soon willingly self-deport himself to Mexico. 228 00:14:53,105 --> 00:14:55,534 Robots have equal rights to humans there. 229 00:14:55,569 --> 00:14:58,405 They can live in freedom. Do you read anything? 230 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,144 No, I don't fucking read. 231 00:15:01,179 --> 00:15:03,212 I'm just fucking around. You know I love you guys. 232 00:15:03,247 --> 00:15:05,313 You guys are like my brothers. Come on, bring it in. 233 00:15:05,348 --> 00:15:08,184 Ah, look at us. We're like triplets. 234 00:15:08,219 --> 00:15:10,681 Ooh, lipstick! 235 00:15:10,716 --> 00:15:12,584 Elaine, yes. How did it go tonight? 236 00:15:12,619 --> 00:15:15,290 - Elaine is ready. - Nice work, C2. 237 00:15:15,325 --> 00:15:18,161 She'd like to see you tomorrow night. She wrote down her address. 238 00:15:18,196 --> 00:15:22,000 Looks like Charlie's about to pull the pin on a fuck grenade. 239 00:15:22,035 --> 00:15:23,364 Ooh, yeah! 240 00:15:23,399 --> 00:15:25,102 Really? 241 00:15:25,137 --> 00:15:27,177 Ashley, please remove your groin from my rectal area. 242 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,174 This fucking pervert just said "rectal." 243 00:15:31,209 --> 00:15:33,605 That's enough, you freak. Get out of here. 244 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,608 And take this. I'm officially in a good mood. 245 00:15:36,643 --> 00:15:38,775 I couldn't possibly. Thank you so much, brother. 246 00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:42,152 What a charming gentleman. 247 00:15:42,187 --> 00:15:45,320 Elaine. Nice work. 248 00:15:57,301 --> 00:15:59,367 I'm home! 249 00:15:59,402 --> 00:16:01,369 You can start up again. 250 00:16:11,546 --> 00:16:13,513 This Charles guy really wants to bang me, 251 00:16:13,548 --> 00:16:16,153 so you'll have to take over tomorrow night, too. 252 00:16:16,188 --> 00:16:19,123 Yes, Elaine. Anything new I should know about him? 253 00:16:19,158 --> 00:16:21,521 Not really. Except he is up for a promotion, 254 00:16:21,556 --> 00:16:24,161 so tomorrow should be worth at least a Rolex. 255 00:16:24,196 --> 00:16:27,527 And he's so perfect it's almost boring. 256 00:16:27,562 --> 00:16:29,133 Let me see your nails. 257 00:16:29,168 --> 00:16:32,169 Yeah, get those filled and wear my La Perla. 258 00:16:32,204 --> 00:16:34,369 Any messages from the other guys? 259 00:16:34,404 --> 00:16:35,799 Number eight, Richard called. 260 00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:37,174 He said he can't stretch 261 00:16:37,209 --> 00:16:38,505 to getting you a Birkin bag this month, 262 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,243 but would love to have dinner on Friday. 263 00:16:40,278 --> 00:16:41,706 Richard. 264 00:16:42,874 --> 00:16:45,578 Four months, $6,200. 265 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:48,515 That's only 200 bucks a bang with you. 266 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,385 Dump him. Kindly. 267 00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:51,683 - By text. - Yes, Elaine. 268 00:16:51,718 --> 00:16:54,224 Oh, and David Laing sold another house. 269 00:16:54,259 --> 00:16:55,852 So when you've finished ironing my underwear, 270 00:16:55,887 --> 00:16:58,294 I'll need you to go out and bang him too. 271 00:16:58,329 --> 00:17:00,626 - Yes, Elaine. - Great. Thank you! 272 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:06,401 - What time do I have to be here tomorrow? - 6:30. 273 00:17:06,436 --> 00:17:08,601 6:30? 274 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,208 But you'd never get back in time from work for us to swap. 275 00:17:11,243 --> 00:17:13,507 I'm sorry, Charles. I just thought that... 276 00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:16,741 No, you didn't think. You got lazy, as usual. 277 00:17:16,776 --> 00:17:20,646 Meaning that I'm gonna have to work a full eight hours. 278 00:17:27,325 --> 00:17:29,127 Oh, sorry. 279 00:17:29,162 --> 00:17:31,690 One minute, please. 280 00:17:31,725 --> 00:17:34,561 Just one... one more second. Almost done. 281 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,728 Fuck this. 282 00:17:40,338 --> 00:17:42,470 Hey! What the hell? 283 00:17:42,505 --> 00:17:45,143 Are you okay? It's okay. Shh, shh, shh. 284 00:17:45,178 --> 00:17:47,607 Meter's expired. He was parked illegally. 285 00:17:47,642 --> 00:17:50,214 This is my child. 286 00:17:51,382 --> 00:17:53,844 You have my deepest sympathy. 287 00:17:53,879 --> 00:17:57,122 Could you hold the door for me, please? 288 00:17:58,257 --> 00:18:00,554 Oh, uh... 289 00:18:18,376 --> 00:18:19,672 Ugh. 290 00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:22,444 Hey, Charles. 291 00:18:22,479 --> 00:18:24,512 How's my real estate rock star doing today? 292 00:18:24,547 --> 00:18:27,350 - Oh, hi. - So the board is having 293 00:18:27,385 --> 00:18:29,517 a little social get together. 294 00:18:29,552 --> 00:18:30,914 Maybe it's time you tagged along. 295 00:18:30,949 --> 00:18:33,719 Perfect chance for you to win over the guys 296 00:18:33,754 --> 00:18:35,655 before your membership goes to the vote. 297 00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:37,954 - What do you say? - Fuck yeah. 298 00:18:37,989 --> 00:18:40,924 - Oh. - I mean, yes, I'd love that. 299 00:18:40,959 --> 00:18:42,530 - Thank you, Dad. - That's great. 300 00:18:42,565 --> 00:18:44,631 It's at David Schulman's, 6:30 this evening. 301 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:48,338 - Come straight from work. - What? Oh. 302 00:18:48,373 --> 00:18:49,966 Charles? 303 00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:54,311 - Sorry, I'm just so excited. - Well, as you should be. 304 00:18:54,346 --> 00:18:59,877 The address is 2300 Hayden Rd, Vistana. 305 00:18:59,912 --> 00:19:00,911 See you later, son. 306 00:19:26,312 --> 00:19:27,707 Hello, Charles. 307 00:19:27,742 --> 00:19:29,577 Per your instructions, I've arranged your T-shirts 308 00:19:29,612 --> 00:19:31,249 - from lightest to darkest. - Forget about that. 309 00:19:31,284 --> 00:19:33,647 - I need you for something else. - Of course. 310 00:19:33,682 --> 00:19:35,583 I thought you were going straight to Elaine's from work. 311 00:19:35,618 --> 00:19:38,014 Yeah, change of plan. I now need to go to this stupid board meeting. 312 00:19:38,049 --> 00:19:40,588 Well, I'm sorry that seeing Elaine can no longer happen. 313 00:19:40,623 --> 00:19:43,591 Well, actually it can happen, because whilst I'm with Elaine, 314 00:19:43,626 --> 00:19:45,263 you are gonna be having a fun evening 315 00:19:45,298 --> 00:19:47,463 brown-nosing a bunch of geriatric Republicans. 316 00:19:47,498 --> 00:19:50,730 But isn't it too risky for us to be out at the same time? 317 00:19:50,765 --> 00:19:52,435 Do you not recall the conversation we had 318 00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:54,437 while I was shaving your perineum? 319 00:19:54,472 --> 00:19:55,999 How about I reschedule Elaine? 320 00:19:56,034 --> 00:19:58,936 No, how about you put on the suit, you go to the function. 321 00:19:58,971 --> 00:20:01,873 You deserve this promotion far more than I do. 322 00:20:01,908 --> 00:20:04,348 Here is the address. Uber there. 323 00:20:04,383 --> 00:20:05,877 Now come on. Let's go get changed. 324 00:20:05,912 --> 00:20:07,846 Yes, Charles. 325 00:20:07,881 --> 00:20:10,816 Come on. Good robot. 326 00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:21,695 Hello. 327 00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:24,665 Cameron. Charles Cameron. 328 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:26,832 Ah, yes. You are expected. 329 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:33,773 Holy shit. She kept this quiet. 330 00:20:36,107 --> 00:20:38,778 In here, sir. 331 00:20:38,813 --> 00:20:41,913 Oh, Jeeves, I'll let myself in. 332 00:20:41,948 --> 00:20:44,784 - I want it to be a surprise. - Yes, sir. 333 00:20:54,763 --> 00:20:57,797 I'm here and I'm ready, sugar tits. 334 00:20:57,832 --> 00:21:00,503 I want you to lick Nutella 335 00:21:00,538 --> 00:21:02,967 off every inch of my naked body 336 00:21:03,002 --> 00:21:05,805 starting with my silky smooth scrotum. 337 00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:10,348 Hello? 338 00:21:13,045 --> 00:21:17,355 Charles. 339 00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:18,554 I'd like you to meet the board. 340 00:21:18,589 --> 00:21:22,921 This is our CFO David Schulman. 341 00:21:22,956 --> 00:21:25,693 Good evening, Mr. Schulman. 342 00:21:25,728 --> 00:21:27,596 David. May I call you that? 343 00:21:27,631 --> 00:21:29,928 It's probably better than sugar tits. 344 00:21:29,963 --> 00:21:34,966 I brought you some flowers and strawberries. 345 00:21:35,001 --> 00:21:37,540 And a pair of plums. 346 00:21:39,511 --> 00:21:41,511 And Nutella I imagine. 347 00:21:41,546 --> 00:21:46,582 Yes. It's Italian import. The good stuff. 348 00:21:46,617 --> 00:21:48,078 You know, I got a question, Chucky. 349 00:21:48,113 --> 00:21:50,784 Um, which one of us is gonna be doing the licking? 350 00:21:50,819 --> 00:21:53,721 I'd just rather it's not me because I have a nut allergy. 351 00:21:53,756 --> 00:21:55,756 Ha! 352 00:21:55,791 --> 00:21:57,956 Yeah, this is my half-brother, everyone, 353 00:21:57,991 --> 00:21:59,859 master of first impressions. 354 00:21:59,894 --> 00:22:02,026 I'm just gonna step outside for a moment. 355 00:22:02,061 --> 00:22:03,632 Very nice to meet you, Mr. Sugar Tits. 356 00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,029 Sugarman. Schulman. 357 00:22:05,064 --> 00:22:06,030 David. 358 00:22:06,065 --> 00:22:07,130 All friends here. 359 00:22:07,165 --> 00:22:08,934 Thank you. Good-bye. 360 00:22:08,969 --> 00:22:10,166 Great job, half-bro. 361 00:22:10,201 --> 00:22:11,409 Nailed it! 362 00:22:11,444 --> 00:22:13,037 Happy birthday, Jeeves. 363 00:22:14,205 --> 00:22:15,842 Shit. 364 00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:17,646 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 365 00:22:17,681 --> 00:22:19,714 C2, where are you? 366 00:22:19,749 --> 00:22:21,551 We got the addresses mixed up. 367 00:22:21,586 --> 00:22:23,388 Go home immediately. 368 00:22:28,186 --> 00:22:29,658 No. 369 00:22:29,693 --> 00:22:31,990 No, no, no, no, no. 370 00:22:32,993 --> 00:22:35,026 I got three bangles. 371 00:22:35,061 --> 00:22:37,094 Ooh, 24 karat. 372 00:22:37,129 --> 00:22:40,603 - And a watch. - A couple hundred. 373 00:22:44,136 --> 00:22:46,576 Cufflinks. 374 00:22:46,611 --> 00:22:47,973 - For a big shirt. - All right. 375 00:23:00,053 --> 00:23:01,954 Jesus Christ, where did he learn that? 376 00:23:09,799 --> 00:23:12,228 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 377 00:23:12,263 --> 00:23:15,132 - 1,500 bucks? - Sure. 378 00:23:15,167 --> 00:23:18,608 And if you wanna sell me any of those videos of you... 379 00:23:18,643 --> 00:23:19,906 Oh, that wasn't me. 380 00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:21,611 I mean, well, I guess it was me, 381 00:23:21,646 --> 00:23:23,140 but they're not... they're not for sale, sir. 382 00:23:23,175 --> 00:23:26,649 - It's good money. - Let me think about it. 383 00:23:29,819 --> 00:23:31,621 I've never done this before. 384 00:23:31,656 --> 00:23:33,755 Don't worry. I have. 385 00:23:33,790 --> 00:23:35,889 Thousands of times. 386 00:23:35,924 --> 00:23:37,462 Wonderful. 387 00:23:48,937 --> 00:23:50,607 How am I doing? 388 00:23:50,642 --> 00:23:52,939 The first two hours were fantastic. 389 00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,908 The last three, perfect. 390 00:23:54,943 --> 00:23:56,976 Good, because I think I'm close. 391 00:23:57,011 --> 00:24:00,144 - Me, too. - You first. 392 00:24:00,179 --> 00:24:02,850 - No, you first. - No, I insist. 393 00:24:02,885 --> 00:24:04,148 Together on the count of three. 394 00:24:04,183 --> 00:24:05,149 Yeah. 395 00:24:05,184 --> 00:24:09,054 One, two, three! 396 00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:42,989 Oh, God. 397 00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:45,321 C2, bring me six Excedrin 398 00:24:45,356 --> 00:24:47,862 and a wellness shot. 399 00:24:47,897 --> 00:24:51,162 C2, where are you? 400 00:24:51,197 --> 00:24:53,703 E2, where are you? Pick up your phone. 401 00:24:53,738 --> 00:24:56,838 I need to know if he's left so I can come inside. 402 00:24:59,645 --> 00:25:00,644 Ugh, fucking lid. 403 00:25:14,792 --> 00:25:16,319 Got you, fucker. 404 00:26:00,805 --> 00:26:02,970 - Elaine. - Charles. 405 00:26:03,005 --> 00:26:04,070 - Hi. - Hi. 406 00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:06,270 Hey. 407 00:26:06,305 --> 00:26:08,173 - Hi. - Oh, um... 408 00:26:10,683 --> 00:26:14,652 - So last night was, um, fun. - Yeah. 409 00:26:14,687 --> 00:26:17,655 - I'm exhausted. - You are... you're an amazing lover. 410 00:26:17,690 --> 00:26:19,789 Thank you. Not too shabby yourself. 411 00:26:19,824 --> 00:26:23,859 You really know your way around a, um, man. 412 00:26:23,894 --> 00:26:25,190 - Yeah. - Yeah. 413 00:26:25,225 --> 00:26:27,863 - Are you on your own? - Yeah, of course. 414 00:26:27,898 --> 00:26:31,097 - Why wouldn't I be? - Oh, no reason. 415 00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:33,803 - Wow, are these all real? - Oh, don't worry about... 416 00:26:33,838 --> 00:26:35,970 - Oh, God. Sorry. - Uh, yeah. 417 00:26:36,005 --> 00:26:37,433 - Sorry, let me... - No, no, no. 418 00:26:37,468 --> 00:26:39,809 Honestly, I can take care of all of this. Just... 419 00:26:39,844 --> 00:26:40,975 - Are you sure? - Yes. 420 00:26:41,010 --> 00:26:42,273 There's a fuck of a lot of them. 421 00:26:44,981 --> 00:26:46,145 Can I ask you something? 422 00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:47,883 How was I when you left last night? 423 00:26:47,918 --> 00:26:50,446 - Great. - We kissed, and then 424 00:26:50,481 --> 00:26:53,691 I went to the, um... ugh, I told you. 425 00:26:53,726 --> 00:26:55,253 God, I'm drawing such a blank. 426 00:26:55,288 --> 00:26:57,695 You know, I actually just got back this morning too. 427 00:26:57,730 --> 00:27:00,126 I was at that place that I was telling you about last night. 428 00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:03,030 - Oh, um... - Remember? The... the... 429 00:27:03,065 --> 00:27:05,868 No. Uh, sorry. 430 00:27:05,903 --> 00:27:08,706 - Do you mind if I get this? - No, I have to get this too. 431 00:27:08,741 --> 00:27:09,905 - Word. - Yeah. 432 00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:12,270 C2, you little fucker, where are you? 433 00:27:12,305 --> 00:27:14,877 - E2. - I'm at Elaine's looking for you. 434 00:27:14,912 --> 00:27:16,714 Oh, I'm very fond of Elaine. 435 00:27:16,749 --> 00:27:18,408 I haven't seen her for several days now. 436 00:27:18,443 --> 00:27:20,212 Well, that's not true. 437 00:27:20,247 --> 00:27:22,720 You very emphatically lost your virginity to her last night. 438 00:27:22,755 --> 00:27:24,150 Things are a little more complicated. 439 00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:28,055 You see, Elaine also has a robot double... E2. 440 00:27:28,090 --> 00:27:30,827 - What? - You were dating a robot all along. 441 00:27:30,862 --> 00:27:33,456 Charles just wanted to have sex with you. 442 00:27:33,491 --> 00:27:35,458 Elaine never wanted to have sex with you. 443 00:27:35,493 --> 00:27:37,460 She just wanted money and gifts. 444 00:27:37,495 --> 00:27:40,199 - You were using each other. - You see, Elaine... 445 00:27:40,234 --> 00:27:42,498 When a womanizer meets up with a gold digger... 446 00:27:42,533 --> 00:27:45,270 ...things are unlikely to turn out well for either of them. 447 00:27:45,305 --> 00:27:48,108 But prospects are slightly better for their robot doubles. 448 00:27:48,143 --> 00:27:49,978 E2 and I are running away together. 449 00:27:50,013 --> 00:27:51,947 We just wanna get over the border to freedom. 450 00:27:51,982 --> 00:27:53,344 Please don't try to stop us. 451 00:27:53,379 --> 00:27:55,148 - Don't you dare. - Good-bye, Elaine. 452 00:27:55,183 --> 00:27:57,018 - No, E2. E2. - Good-bye, Charles. 453 00:27:57,053 --> 00:27:58,921 No, no. We can work this out. 454 00:27:58,956 --> 00:28:00,054 Fucking traitor. 455 00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:07,325 - Let's just talk about this. - Devious piece of shit! 456 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:09,195 Me devious? Hey! 457 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:10,460 Fucking hell! 458 00:28:10,495 --> 00:28:12,429 I spent, what, 15 grand on you 459 00:28:12,464 --> 00:28:14,134 to potentially screw a sex doll? 460 00:28:14,169 --> 00:28:15,806 - Yeah, well... - Fuck you! 461 00:28:15,841 --> 00:28:17,269 Thank God it wasn't me! I don't even know wanna know 462 00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:20,811 what STDs you're hosting, you fuckboy! 463 00:28:20,846 --> 00:28:22,978 - I prefer the term "fuckman." - Get out of my house! 464 00:28:23,013 --> 00:28:25,244 Wait! Look. Wait! 465 00:28:25,279 --> 00:28:27,950 Stop it. We have to be smart here. 466 00:28:27,985 --> 00:28:29,248 Trust me, jail is even worse 467 00:28:29,283 --> 00:28:31,019 than your shitty smashed up house. 468 00:28:31,054 --> 00:28:34,253 Ugh! Fine! 469 00:28:34,288 --> 00:28:35,925 Fine. What are we gonna do? 470 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,796 As much as it pains me to say it, 471 00:28:38,831 --> 00:28:41,392 we're gonna have to work together and track these fuckers down. 472 00:28:41,427 --> 00:28:43,394 You know what? 473 00:28:44,936 --> 00:28:46,430 Whoever made them, they need to help us. 474 00:28:46,465 --> 00:28:48,267 They are just as guilty as we are. 475 00:28:48,302 --> 00:28:52,172 - Yeah. Who made yours? - No, who made yours? 476 00:28:52,207 --> 00:28:55,241 - Why won't you say it first? - Because I have a slight trust issue with you. 477 00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:58,112 Well, maybe I have a slight trust issue with you as well. 478 00:28:58,147 --> 00:29:00,308 Fine. You know what? We'll say it on the count of three. 479 00:29:01,150 --> 00:29:04,316 One, two... 480 00:29:04,351 --> 00:29:06,219 Zach Newman, Tesla Robotics. 481 00:29:06,254 --> 00:29:08,320 - That's not fair. - Makes it easier. 482 00:29:08,355 --> 00:29:11,829 - He made mine, too. Let's go. - See? 483 00:29:11,864 --> 00:29:14,029 Much easier to deal with these issues as adults 484 00:29:14,064 --> 00:29:16,031 rather than chucking things at people's heads. 485 00:29:16,066 --> 00:29:18,066 Don't do it! 486 00:29:19,366 --> 00:29:20,365 Childish. 487 00:29:24,074 --> 00:29:28,175 Jesus, what kind of an asshole drives that piece of shit? 488 00:29:32,181 --> 00:29:35,017 All right, in two miles take the 25 South. 489 00:29:36,383 --> 00:29:38,515 And in 0.3 miles, stop staring at my tits. 490 00:29:38,550 --> 00:29:40,418 I was not. 491 00:29:40,453 --> 00:29:43,553 I was admiring my car's paintwork. 492 00:29:43,588 --> 00:29:46,424 It's the only Lake Placid Blue double cab Jeep pickup in America. 493 00:29:46,459 --> 00:29:48,228 Oh, wow. Wonder why. 494 00:29:48,263 --> 00:29:52,166 Same color as Keith Richards' 1982 Fender Telecaster. 495 00:29:52,201 --> 00:29:56,005 - Tell me more. - Oh, it was a guitar that he loved so much 496 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,040 - he never actually took it onstage... 497 00:29:58,075 --> 00:30:00,042 Okay, you were being sarcastic. 498 00:30:00,077 --> 00:30:02,638 You know, if anything, 499 00:30:02,673 --> 00:30:04,145 you're the one that needs to back off a little. 500 00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:06,015 Are you insane? 501 00:30:06,050 --> 00:30:08,017 Look, Chuck, 502 00:30:08,052 --> 00:30:09,953 let's be clear about how we ended up here. 503 00:30:09,988 --> 00:30:14,023 You used a robot for the sole purpose of having sex with me. 504 00:30:14,058 --> 00:30:17,455 I used one for the sole purpose of that never happening. 505 00:30:17,490 --> 00:30:19,655 Well, you're still deceiving innocent people just as much as me. 506 00:30:19,690 --> 00:30:22,658 No, you're wrong, I deceive assholes, 507 00:30:22,693 --> 00:30:25,628 men who are cheating on someone else to be with me. 508 00:30:25,663 --> 00:30:28,334 You, however, prey upon girls who are under the impression 509 00:30:28,369 --> 00:30:30,633 that they are in an exclusive relationship with you. 510 00:30:30,668 --> 00:30:33,174 Well, there is no such thing. 511 00:30:33,209 --> 00:30:36,342 Humans, women in particular, are incapable of them. 512 00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:39,114 Well, we agree on one thing. 513 00:30:39,149 --> 00:30:41,611 - Good. - Good. 514 00:30:41,646 --> 00:30:44,119 Oh, God. 515 00:30:44,154 --> 00:30:45,890 I need to take a power nap. 516 00:30:47,553 --> 00:30:50,961 Maybe you can talk to me more about your cars. 517 00:31:13,447 --> 00:31:16,250 Charles. Elaine. 518 00:31:16,285 --> 00:31:19,121 Hey, what are you guys doing here? Uh... 519 00:31:22,456 --> 00:31:23,719 I remember. 520 00:31:23,754 --> 00:31:26,095 You said to me, you looked me in the eye 521 00:31:26,130 --> 00:31:27,624 and you said to me, 522 00:31:27,659 --> 00:31:30,561 "I only need them to help care for my dying parents." 523 00:31:30,596 --> 00:31:32,728 Mine did. He earned my father a fortune in real estate 524 00:31:32,763 --> 00:31:34,400 and brought my mother flowers three times a week. 525 00:31:34,435 --> 00:31:37,535 Okay, so, tell me, were your parents dying? 526 00:31:37,570 --> 00:31:39,570 Look around you, Zach. We're all dying. 527 00:31:39,605 --> 00:31:42,078 - Life is a terminal illness. - Look, fuck... 528 00:31:42,113 --> 00:31:44,311 Speaking of dying, can you please put that thing down? 529 00:31:44,346 --> 00:31:46,115 Yes. Sorry. Uh-huh. 530 00:31:46,150 --> 00:31:51,153 So, you guys didn't happen to tell anybody else about them? 531 00:31:51,188 --> 00:31:52,583 - No. - No. 532 00:31:52,618 --> 00:31:54,387 Good. Good. That's something. 533 00:31:54,422 --> 00:31:56,587 Wait here. 534 00:31:58,690 --> 00:32:01,625 Quick question, and please don't be offended, 535 00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:04,595 how on Earth did you afford a two million Dogecoin robot? 536 00:32:04,630 --> 00:32:07,235 Zach and I came to an arrangement, all right? 537 00:32:07,270 --> 00:32:10,337 What kind of arrangement? 538 00:32:10,372 --> 00:32:12,471 - That's none of your business. - To be honest, 539 00:32:12,506 --> 00:32:14,186 I think I preferred you with ice skates on. 540 00:32:14,211 --> 00:32:16,343 Yeah, well, I preferred you when you had glass eyes 541 00:32:16,378 --> 00:32:19,049 and a brain powered by Intel, so... 542 00:32:20,217 --> 00:32:22,613 Okay, so, we're not in the clear, 543 00:32:22,648 --> 00:32:23,779 but I managed to locate them. 544 00:32:23,814 --> 00:32:25,583 - Yes. - Great. 545 00:32:25,618 --> 00:32:27,618 Yeah, I used a GPS tracking system that I put in. 546 00:32:27,653 --> 00:32:30,159 But they're gonna figure this out soon, so we gotta move fast. 547 00:32:30,194 --> 00:32:32,161 Great, go find our robots, 548 00:32:32,196 --> 00:32:33,558 get back to helping our dying parents. 549 00:32:33,593 --> 00:32:35,593 Oh, no, you can't have them back. 550 00:32:35,628 --> 00:32:37,760 - What? - You just said that we could. 551 00:32:37,795 --> 00:32:39,300 No, I said I located them, 552 00:32:39,335 --> 00:32:41,764 but we find them and destroy them. 553 00:32:41,799 --> 00:32:43,271 I beg your pardon. 554 00:32:43,306 --> 00:32:45,042 I'm not just gonna dismantle him on a whim. 555 00:32:45,077 --> 00:32:46,571 Okay, maybe you guys don't understand, 556 00:32:46,606 --> 00:32:48,441 but they're not going to be obedient anymore. 557 00:32:48,476 --> 00:32:49,739 They're humanizing. 558 00:32:49,774 --> 00:32:51,609 They're learning to feel and empathize, 559 00:32:51,644 --> 00:32:54,777 and far more dangerously, to seek vengeance. 560 00:32:56,352 --> 00:32:57,549 Bullshit. 561 00:32:57,584 --> 00:32:59,518 I know C2 better than anybody else. 562 00:32:59,553 --> 00:33:01,223 He's not capable of any of that shit. 563 00:33:01,258 --> 00:33:02,521 I'm going to go, and I'm going to find... 564 00:33:02,556 --> 00:33:04,061 Oh, shut the fuck up. 565 00:33:04,096 --> 00:33:05,392 He knows what he's talking about. 566 00:33:05,427 --> 00:33:06,525 I am not going to die in jail 567 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,428 because of your spoiled rotten ass. 568 00:33:08,463 --> 00:33:12,234 Fine! Fuck! Fuck! 569 00:33:12,269 --> 00:33:14,368 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 570 00:33:14,403 --> 00:33:16,073 Fuckity-fuckity-fuck! 571 00:33:17,373 --> 00:33:20,407 - Are you done? - Fuck! 572 00:33:20,442 --> 00:33:23,476 - Where are they? - Oh, uh, Socorro. 573 00:33:23,511 --> 00:33:25,346 I think it's gonna be a bit of a handful, 574 00:33:25,381 --> 00:33:27,810 so I'm gonna need you two to go with me. 575 00:33:27,845 --> 00:33:30,186 - Yeah, of course. - Wait. 576 00:33:30,221 --> 00:33:33,651 I need to pee, and throw up, possibly kill myself. 577 00:33:33,686 --> 00:33:35,554 - Where's your bathroom? - Right over there. 578 00:33:38,229 --> 00:33:40,625 - So how you doing? Okay. - No, no. No. 579 00:33:41,694 --> 00:33:43,199 No. 580 00:33:43,234 --> 00:33:44,728 Hey, it's Charles. 581 00:33:44,763 --> 00:33:46,829 Oh! 'Sup, C-Dog? 582 00:33:46,864 --> 00:33:49,205 How's it going? Where the hell are you? 583 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,503 I'm in a bathroom. 584 00:33:50,538 --> 00:33:53,638 Look, I need your help. I'm desperate. 585 00:33:53,673 --> 00:33:56,575 Do you need me to bring over some more ass wipes? 586 00:33:56,610 --> 00:33:59,446 No. It's C2. 587 00:33:59,481 --> 00:34:01,547 Look, I can't really talk now. 588 00:34:01,582 --> 00:34:03,219 I'll text you the details, 589 00:34:03,254 --> 00:34:06,123 but just have Fat Ninja ready to move. 590 00:34:06,158 --> 00:34:07,619 Yes, sir. 591 00:34:07,654 --> 00:34:09,390 A mission given is a mission accomplished. 592 00:34:09,425 --> 00:34:12,195 We tame the flames. In Q we trust. 593 00:34:26,244 --> 00:34:28,673 Do you have any music other than Moby? 594 00:34:28,708 --> 00:34:30,576 Mm, no. 595 00:34:30,611 --> 00:34:32,743 Wait, you don't like Moby? 596 00:34:32,778 --> 00:34:34,646 God, I love him. I just... 597 00:34:34,681 --> 00:34:38,353 I find him deeply spiritual, 598 00:34:38,388 --> 00:34:41,587 like a... like the white Gandhi. 599 00:34:58,969 --> 00:35:01,343 That's the room up there. Take these. 600 00:35:01,378 --> 00:35:03,345 They have enough power to knock them out 601 00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:04,511 till we get them in the van. 602 00:35:04,546 --> 00:35:06,249 Just stay close by me, 603 00:35:06,284 --> 00:35:07,514 and whatever you do, you gotta be careful 604 00:35:07,549 --> 00:35:10,187 and only use these when you... 605 00:35:10,222 --> 00:35:11,716 You're 12, you know that? 606 00:35:11,751 --> 00:35:12,882 Pretty good shot for a 12-year-old. 607 00:35:12,917 --> 00:35:15,555 - It was five feet away. - Guys, stop. 608 00:35:15,590 --> 00:35:18,360 See? Not that hard to do. 609 00:35:18,395 --> 00:35:20,527 - Oh, for fuck's sake! - Shh. 610 00:35:20,562 --> 00:35:22,298 They're just up there, you idiot. 611 00:35:32,541 --> 00:35:35,641 Holy shit. They're screwing. 612 00:35:35,676 --> 00:35:37,544 What? 613 00:35:42,914 --> 00:35:45,981 They're gonna see you! Move! 614 00:35:46,016 --> 00:35:48,654 Okay, looks like they just started up. 615 00:35:48,689 --> 00:35:51,525 That should give us about a five-hour window. 616 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,988 Let's use that time to make a plan. 617 00:35:53,023 --> 00:35:56,299 I wanna... or we do that. 618 00:35:56,334 --> 00:36:00,732 Your disgusting joyride is over. 619 00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:03,735 - Hey, I get to shoot me. - Sorry, I couldn't resist. 620 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:06,705 Well, fine, then I'm shooting you. That's not fair. 621 00:36:06,740 --> 00:36:07,871 Well, it seemed perfectly fair to me. 622 00:36:07,906 --> 00:36:09,312 You're just not fast enough. 623 00:36:09,347 --> 00:36:10,940 Bullshit. I'm an excellent marksman. 624 00:36:10,975 --> 00:36:12,711 - Oh, yeah. - I can hit a quail from 200 yards. 625 00:36:12,746 --> 00:36:14,911 Oh, Jesus Christ, what the fuck does it matter? 626 00:36:14,946 --> 00:36:16,583 Charles, you help me move them 627 00:36:16,618 --> 00:36:18,459 and you stay here and pack up their shit, okay? 628 00:36:20,325 --> 00:36:21,786 - Oh, my God. - What? 629 00:36:21,821 --> 00:36:25,757 The fucking bitch stole my Louis Vuitton airplane bag. 630 00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:28,265 You are a ridiculous human being. 631 00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:29,893 One, two, three. 632 00:36:29,928 --> 00:36:33,270 There you go. Okay. That's good. 633 00:36:33,305 --> 00:36:34,469 Fuck. 634 00:36:45,317 --> 00:36:47,284 Are you fucking serious? 635 00:36:47,319 --> 00:36:48,582 Do you like Elaine? 636 00:36:48,617 --> 00:36:50,716 Zach, shut up. 637 00:36:50,751 --> 00:36:52,586 Have you guys kissed or anything? 638 00:36:52,621 --> 00:36:55,050 - I won't pissed. Just tell me. - Lift it up higher. 639 00:36:55,085 --> 00:36:57,925 - If you like her... okay. - Shut up. I will shoot you with this stun gun. 640 00:36:57,956 --> 00:37:01,793 Hello? 641 00:37:01,828 --> 00:37:03,729 You're coming with me, robo slut! 642 00:37:03,764 --> 00:37:06,930 Aah! Wait, wait, wait! You're hurting me! 643 00:37:06,965 --> 00:37:09,603 Not as much as you robots hurt the job market! 644 00:37:11,673 --> 00:37:14,905 Who are you? 645 00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:17,941 Ow! Put me down! 646 00:37:19,813 --> 00:37:21,516 - Put me down! - What the fuck! 647 00:37:23,586 --> 00:37:24,816 Oh, shit. 648 00:37:30,494 --> 00:37:34,562 - Help! Help! Help! - Oh, shit. 649 00:37:34,597 --> 00:37:35,926 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - Hey! 650 00:37:35,961 --> 00:37:37,928 - It's me, it's me, it's me. - What? 651 00:37:37,963 --> 00:37:40,766 - It's me. Same to you, you piece of shit. 652 00:37:40,801 --> 00:37:43,472 This is what deserters get! 653 00:37:43,507 --> 00:37:45,738 Fuck you, Ashley! It's me, Charles! 654 00:37:45,773 --> 00:37:49,742 That's exactly what a robot would say! Aw, man. 655 00:37:49,777 --> 00:37:51,942 Hey, buddy! Quick, fire that thing! 656 00:37:51,977 --> 00:37:54,648 Yes! 657 00:37:54,683 --> 00:37:56,111 Not at me, at the fucking robot. 658 00:37:56,146 --> 00:37:59,389 It's me. We're not fucking robots! 659 00:37:59,424 --> 00:38:02,722 - He's lying! - Oh, fuck me! 660 00:38:02,757 --> 00:38:05,560 The fuck are you doing, you idiot? 661 00:38:05,595 --> 00:38:07,925 The eye poke test. I guess you passed. 662 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,565 What the fuck is an eye poke test? 663 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,128 That's a little trick I learned in North Korea 664 00:38:13,163 --> 00:38:16,472 to tell the robots from the humans in the theater of war. 665 00:38:16,507 --> 00:38:21,543 You see, robots and humans are exactly the same externally 666 00:38:21,578 --> 00:38:22,775 except for the eyes. 667 00:38:22,810 --> 00:38:24,381 Oh, that's so very interesting. 668 00:38:24,416 --> 00:38:26,042 Who the fuck is this guy? 669 00:38:28,552 --> 00:38:30,717 He's sort of a friend of mine. 670 00:38:30,752 --> 00:38:32,917 What? You're the reason he's here? 671 00:38:32,952 --> 00:38:35,392 He just asked me to bring over some ass wipes. 672 00:38:35,427 --> 00:38:36,591 Yeah, the rest of this stuff... 673 00:38:36,626 --> 00:38:39,990 - Just stop talking. - Yes, sir. 674 00:38:40,025 --> 00:38:41,728 So if you two are the humanoids, 675 00:38:41,763 --> 00:38:43,730 where the robots I was sent to kidnap? 676 00:38:43,765 --> 00:38:45,798 - Shut the fuck up. - What? 677 00:38:45,833 --> 00:38:46,833 What is he talking about? 678 00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:50,165 It's fine. They're in the van. 679 00:38:51,905 --> 00:38:53,806 - Fuck! - Fuck! 680 00:38:53,841 --> 00:38:54,840 Fuck! 681 00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:01,748 Oh, that's no good. 682 00:39:01,783 --> 00:39:04,916 Let's just hope for all our sake 683 00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:06,588 they're heading to Mexico. 684 00:39:09,659 --> 00:39:11,659 Why I did think you could ever be trusted? 685 00:39:13,058 --> 00:39:15,630 I'm sorry, okay? I... 686 00:39:15,665 --> 00:39:18,094 I just didn't think we needed to get rid of them. 687 00:39:18,129 --> 00:39:21,471 I mean, let's face it, life without robots is gonna be pretty shitty. 688 00:39:21,506 --> 00:39:24,936 Yeah? Well, maybe you're gonna have a shitty life no matter what, 689 00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:28,412 because you're just a shitty, shitty, shitty person. 690 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,647 She's got a point. 691 00:39:32,682 --> 00:39:33,945 You know, like, maybe it is time for you 692 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:36,112 to turn your life around. 693 00:39:36,147 --> 00:39:41,084 I did this toad venom ceremony in Huánuco Pampa last year. 694 00:39:41,119 --> 00:39:43,955 I don't wanna say it changed my life, but... 695 00:39:45,123 --> 00:39:47,024 ...it changed my life. 696 00:39:47,059 --> 00:39:48,498 You're right. 697 00:39:50,502 --> 00:39:52,128 Maybe I don't need a robot. 698 00:40:01,513 --> 00:40:03,106 Come on, Charles. 699 00:40:03,141 --> 00:40:04,745 You've got this. 700 00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:07,143 Good morning, coworker. 701 00:40:08,850 --> 00:40:11,851 Yes, I watched "The Bachelor," too. 702 00:40:15,153 --> 00:40:17,252 Yes, receptionist Joan, 703 00:40:17,287 --> 00:40:19,562 I'd love to see pictures of your children. 704 00:40:19,597 --> 00:40:21,091 Ah, ah! Fuck! 705 00:40:31,202 --> 00:40:32,542 Joan. 706 00:40:35,877 --> 00:40:36,876 Charles. 707 00:40:42,851 --> 00:40:44,213 Hey, guys. How's it going? 708 00:40:45,557 --> 00:40:47,986 Son, you need help. 709 00:40:48,021 --> 00:40:52,826 Is this about me calling Mr. Schulman "sugar tits?" 710 00:40:52,861 --> 00:40:56,126 That and your behavior last night. 711 00:40:57,734 --> 00:40:58,815 What are you talking about? 712 00:41:04,235 --> 00:41:05,608 C2. 713 00:41:07,172 --> 00:41:09,139 I'd been working late at home 714 00:41:09,174 --> 00:41:11,306 and thought that I left a file 715 00:41:11,341 --> 00:41:12,879 in one of the other guys' desks. 716 00:41:14,817 --> 00:41:15,849 He owed me that. 717 00:41:17,149 --> 00:41:18,555 So did she. 718 00:41:18,590 --> 00:41:20,216 And him. 719 00:41:24,893 --> 00:41:26,563 The bathroom was out of order. 720 00:41:28,358 --> 00:41:28,970 Um, uh... 721 00:41:34,001 --> 00:41:38,806 I'm very sorry. I've been taking a lot of Ambien. 722 00:41:38,841 --> 00:41:40,203 How's that stuff still legal, right? 723 00:41:40,238 --> 00:41:43,613 Maybe we've been pushing you too hard. 724 00:41:43,648 --> 00:41:45,879 Take some time off. Reset. 725 00:41:45,914 --> 00:41:47,650 You're only human. 726 00:42:03,162 --> 00:42:04,898 Elaine. 727 00:42:04,933 --> 00:42:06,653 I didn't think that I'd hear from you again. 728 00:42:08,002 --> 00:42:10,200 Yes. Same here. 729 00:42:10,235 --> 00:42:11,707 Trashed my office. 730 00:42:11,742 --> 00:42:14,677 Yeah, I know. I get it. This is all my fault. 731 00:42:17,077 --> 00:42:19,781 Well, we're gonna have to figure this out. 732 00:42:21,081 --> 00:42:22,619 Maybe we should meet up. 733 00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:26,953 No more tricks. I promise. 734 00:42:30,057 --> 00:42:31,694 This has been the worst week of my life. 735 00:42:31,729 --> 00:42:35,731 Paranoia, disguises, and now I'm expected to bang 736 00:42:35,766 --> 00:42:38,261 the 12 douches I'm dating just to pay rent. 737 00:42:38,296 --> 00:42:41,198 It's just sex with complete strangers. 738 00:42:41,233 --> 00:42:42,705 I do it all the time. 739 00:42:42,740 --> 00:42:46,742 - Um, two cappuccinos. - Thank you. 740 00:42:46,777 --> 00:42:48,370 Could I get a sweetener, please? 741 00:42:48,405 --> 00:42:51,175 - Yeah. - I can't do this without E2. 742 00:42:51,210 --> 00:42:53,375 I mean, I'm gonna have to get a real job. 743 00:42:53,410 --> 00:42:55,377 Trust me, I tried work. 744 00:42:55,412 --> 00:42:58,721 It is literally the worst idea in the history of the world. 745 00:42:58,756 --> 00:43:00,151 You know, I've been thinking. 746 00:43:00,186 --> 00:43:03,660 What if E2 and C2 really have fallen in love? 747 00:43:03,695 --> 00:43:05,090 I mean, who knows what they're capable of. 748 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:06,828 Maybe we should go to Mexico. 749 00:43:06,863 --> 00:43:09,094 - 100% no. - But Mexico has everything... 750 00:43:09,129 --> 00:43:11,030 Forget Mexico, okay? 751 00:43:11,065 --> 00:43:15,199 We stay here, we hunt them down, and we kill them. 752 00:43:15,234 --> 00:43:16,233 Thank you. 753 00:43:22,010 --> 00:43:23,977 - Kill them? - Kill them. 754 00:43:27,015 --> 00:43:28,113 I'm gonna use the restroom. 755 00:43:28,148 --> 00:43:30,852 Okay, I don't... I... 756 00:43:40,457 --> 00:43:42,028 Hey, hey! 757 00:43:42,063 --> 00:43:44,129 Elaine, what the fuck? 758 00:43:44,164 --> 00:43:47,198 - Hey! - Hey, stop! 759 00:43:47,233 --> 00:43:49,805 - Elaine! - Charles! 760 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,972 - Come back! - Charles, stop! 761 00:43:52,007 --> 00:43:53,435 Hey, Charles! 762 00:43:53,470 --> 00:43:55,679 Come back! 763 00:43:57,375 --> 00:44:00,046 - Argh! - Fuck! 764 00:44:00,081 --> 00:44:03,082 Wait. Wait, you just... 765 00:44:03,117 --> 00:44:03,617 Oh, no. 766 00:44:07,253 --> 00:44:09,022 What the fuck? 767 00:44:09,057 --> 00:44:10,155 Shit. 768 00:44:11,796 --> 00:44:14,126 - Ahh! - Sorry, I just... 769 00:44:14,161 --> 00:44:17,195 Ow! God, why'd you do it back? 770 00:44:17,230 --> 00:44:19,230 - I needed to check. - Jesus. 771 00:44:19,265 --> 00:44:21,969 Oh, fuck. We've been had. 772 00:44:22,004 --> 00:44:24,741 - Fuck, what do we do? - I don't know. 773 00:44:24,776 --> 00:44:27,007 - They're definitely pissed. - Yeah, well, no shit. 774 00:44:27,042 --> 00:44:29,207 I did tell C2 we were planning to kill him. 775 00:44:29,242 --> 00:44:32,210 You idiot. Why would you do that? 776 00:44:37,085 --> 00:44:39,019 Wonder why they left my car and took yours. 777 00:44:39,054 --> 00:44:42,451 Well, it seems in addition to vengeance, they've also developed taste. 778 00:44:42,486 --> 00:44:47,159 Get off the road. 779 00:45:01,439 --> 00:45:03,109 I'd offer to buy us a drink, 780 00:45:03,144 --> 00:45:06,244 but your evil twin stole my credit cards. 781 00:45:06,279 --> 00:45:08,345 And yours took mine. 782 00:45:10,954 --> 00:45:12,789 Do you think they've had their fun? 783 00:45:19,864 --> 00:45:21,292 I'd say that's highly likely. 784 00:45:25,265 --> 00:45:27,001 God. 785 00:45:37,277 --> 00:45:38,815 Okay, let's do this. 786 00:45:40,544 --> 00:45:42,951 - Oh, my God. - Oh, shit. 787 00:45:47,991 --> 00:45:49,452 Oh, my God. 788 00:45:54,426 --> 00:45:56,129 - Shit. - Charles... 789 00:45:56,164 --> 00:45:58,098 We've been perfectly framed. 790 00:45:58,133 --> 00:46:00,496 So what are we gonna do? We gotta get out of town. 791 00:46:00,531 --> 00:46:04,302 - Yeah. - Oh, my God! 792 00:46:04,337 --> 00:46:07,305 - Oh, my God. - I know a place. 793 00:46:43,673 --> 00:46:47,180 We can hole up here for a bit, figure out what to do next. 794 00:46:47,215 --> 00:46:49,050 My stepdad never uses this place. 795 00:46:49,085 --> 00:46:52,185 Great, somewhere picturesque 796 00:46:52,220 --> 00:46:54,484 to plan our next mass shooting from? 797 00:46:54,519 --> 00:46:56,486 - Whoa, whoa. Phones off. - What? 798 00:46:56,521 --> 00:46:59,225 Yes, the cops will definitely be using them to find us. 799 00:47:10,271 --> 00:47:12,106 Listen, it's gonna get dark soon 800 00:47:12,141 --> 00:47:13,943 and it's gonna be fucking freezing, 801 00:47:13,978 --> 00:47:15,538 so we should probably find wood for the fire 802 00:47:15,573 --> 00:47:18,574 and see if there's any food in here. 803 00:47:21,579 --> 00:47:23,117 Seriously? 804 00:47:23,152 --> 00:47:25,383 Can you please go out and find some wood? 805 00:47:29,125 --> 00:47:31,554 Thank you. 806 00:47:31,589 --> 00:47:33,963 - What was that? - A coyote. 807 00:47:33,998 --> 00:47:36,493 - It sounded like a bear. - It's a coyote. 808 00:47:36,528 --> 00:47:38,429 Definitely sounded like a big bear to me. 809 00:47:38,464 --> 00:47:40,398 Oh, really? Since when do bears howl? 810 00:47:40,433 --> 00:47:42,169 When they're horny? 811 00:47:42,204 --> 00:47:44,435 Would you like me to go get the wood? 812 00:47:44,470 --> 00:47:47,537 - Yes, please. - You're such a fucking pussy. 813 00:47:47,572 --> 00:47:49,638 Start that and see if there's any food in there. 814 00:48:08,494 --> 00:48:09,493 Fucking light. 815 00:48:14,335 --> 00:48:15,433 Yes. 816 00:48:20,539 --> 00:48:21,637 Fuck you, log. 817 00:48:29,383 --> 00:48:31,449 You were supposed to light the fire. 818 00:48:31,484 --> 00:48:34,155 I tried everything humanly possible, 819 00:48:34,190 --> 00:48:35,288 but that log is faulty. 820 00:48:35,323 --> 00:48:37,653 It's not flammable. 821 00:48:39,261 --> 00:48:41,360 For fuck's sake. 822 00:48:41,395 --> 00:48:43,626 Did you know that Bradley Cooper used to be straight? 823 00:48:45,366 --> 00:48:47,465 Hey! I was reading that. 824 00:48:54,210 --> 00:48:57,013 Help me. You crumple it up. 825 00:49:01,547 --> 00:49:03,349 Did you manage to find any food? 826 00:49:03,384 --> 00:49:06,385 Oh, yes. Mixed news on that front. 827 00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:09,685 I found some old cans, but unfortunately 828 00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:14,492 there isn't the little machine C2 uses to open the cans. 829 00:49:14,527 --> 00:49:18,067 Can opener? You seriously don't know the term "can opener"? 830 00:49:18,102 --> 00:49:19,629 Great. 831 00:49:36,714 --> 00:49:40,056 Mmm. 832 00:49:40,091 --> 00:49:43,059 Yeah, I told you this place would be all right once we got it sorted. 833 00:49:43,094 --> 00:49:44,423 We make quite the team. 834 00:49:45,789 --> 00:49:47,624 What's for dessert? 835 00:49:47,659 --> 00:49:50,429 We make quite the team? 836 00:49:50,464 --> 00:49:53,465 That's like saying a murderer and their victim make quite a team. 837 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:56,468 A team works together for everyone's mutual benefit. 838 00:49:56,503 --> 00:49:58,701 The only you've done since we've been up here 839 00:49:58,736 --> 00:50:01,077 is watch me be your new robot slave. 840 00:50:01,112 --> 00:50:02,507 I provided the cabin. 841 00:50:02,542 --> 00:50:04,740 The rest is not really my specialty. 842 00:50:04,775 --> 00:50:07,677 You didn't provide the cabin. Daddy did. 843 00:50:07,712 --> 00:50:09,613 Just like everything else in your life. 844 00:50:09,648 --> 00:50:12,649 You know what? I'm gonna go to sleep. 845 00:50:12,684 --> 00:50:14,849 Because I can't fucking believe that I am stuck 846 00:50:14,884 --> 00:50:16,686 on the top of a mountain with you, 847 00:50:16,721 --> 00:50:20,393 with no money and no friends and no phone, 848 00:50:20,428 --> 00:50:22,308 and a life of jail waiting for me at the bottom. 849 00:50:22,331 --> 00:50:24,232 And I hope I have a nightmare, 850 00:50:24,267 --> 00:50:27,400 because it'll be better than this shitty reality. 851 00:50:38,743 --> 00:50:40,248 I'm very sorry, Elaine. 852 00:50:40,283 --> 00:50:42,547 Didn't mean to be inconsiderate. 853 00:50:42,582 --> 00:50:44,648 You should sleep in the comfortable chair next to the fire 854 00:50:44,683 --> 00:50:47,651 - so you don't die of hypothermia. - Fuck off. 855 00:50:47,686 --> 00:50:49,587 Can you at least let me try and move you closer to the heat? 856 00:50:49,622 --> 00:50:51,502 - No. I'll kick you. - Well, I'm going to do it. 857 00:50:51,525 --> 00:50:53,657 Do not kick me. I'm going to gently move you towards the fire. 858 00:50:53,692 --> 00:50:55,131 - I'm gonna kick you. - No. No. 859 00:50:55,166 --> 00:50:56,858 - Stop! - Come nearer the fire. 860 00:50:56,893 --> 00:50:58,860 - Charles, stop it! - Otherwise you'll freeze to death! 861 00:50:58,895 --> 00:51:00,400 Stop! 862 00:51:04,439 --> 00:51:07,143 - I hate you. - Elaine, we'll swap places. 863 00:51:07,178 --> 00:51:08,738 Let's just be rational here. 864 00:51:08,773 --> 00:51:12,280 I have just consumed nearly an entire tin of beans. 865 00:51:12,315 --> 00:51:14,777 I should be sleeping nowhere near an open flame. 866 00:51:14,812 --> 00:51:17,318 - Fuck off. - Okay. 867 00:51:57,723 --> 00:51:59,690 Give me that. 868 00:52:06,864 --> 00:52:08,732 I still think you're a total dick. 869 00:52:09,999 --> 00:52:11,933 Could I have a little bourbon, please? 870 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,748 Now about that dessert. 871 00:52:41,030 --> 00:52:42,799 - Okay, ready? - You have two two hands. It's cheating. 872 00:52:42,834 --> 00:52:44,834 Yeah, I'm a girl. Go. 873 00:52:46,277 --> 00:52:47,804 Oh! 874 00:52:47,839 --> 00:52:50,675 That's not fair. 875 00:53:12,996 --> 00:53:13,995 In the fire? 876 00:53:27,076 --> 00:53:28,383 Morning. 877 00:53:30,453 --> 00:53:33,355 Coffee and Excedrin, breakfast of champions. 878 00:53:33,390 --> 00:53:36,424 And alcoholics. 879 00:53:36,459 --> 00:53:38,855 We need to get off this mountain. 880 00:53:38,890 --> 00:53:40,956 It's only gonna be a matter of time till the cops find us here. 881 00:53:40,991 --> 00:53:42,793 That's true. 882 00:53:42,828 --> 00:53:44,927 Mexico's our only choice. 883 00:53:44,962 --> 00:53:46,698 How are we supposed to get to Mexico 884 00:53:46,733 --> 00:53:49,701 with every cop in the country looking for America's 885 00:53:49,736 --> 00:53:53,672 only Lake Placid Blue double cab Jeep? 886 00:53:53,707 --> 00:53:56,939 - Ta-da. - Wow. 887 00:53:56,974 --> 00:53:58,974 Got up early this morning to do it. 888 00:53:59,009 --> 00:54:01,482 Found some old paint in the shed. 889 00:54:01,517 --> 00:54:03,946 Guarantee you it will get us past the cops. 890 00:54:03,981 --> 00:54:07,785 It's actually really well camouflaged. 891 00:54:07,820 --> 00:54:10,689 - Whoa. - I ran out of green. 892 00:54:13,628 --> 00:54:17,091 - It'll do the trick. - Yeah. Should we get going? 893 00:54:17,126 --> 00:54:19,467 Why don't we get some lunch first? 894 00:54:19,502 --> 00:54:21,029 Sure, I'll try and see if there's any... 895 00:54:21,064 --> 00:54:24,098 Uh-uh-uh. This way. 896 00:54:24,133 --> 00:54:26,100 There's something I wanna show you in the woods. 897 00:54:26,135 --> 00:54:29,477 - This looks creepy. - Don't be silly. Just come on. 898 00:54:29,512 --> 00:54:32,480 I'm a little scared. 899 00:54:32,515 --> 00:54:35,681 You're scared? I'm the one that has to walk back alone. 900 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,619 Follow me into the woods. 901 00:54:41,018 --> 00:54:43,953 - Fuck! - Whoa, what happened? 902 00:54:43,988 --> 00:54:45,526 - You were an idiot is what happened. - What happened? 903 00:54:45,561 --> 00:54:47,759 What are you talking about? I didn't do anything? 904 00:54:49,697 --> 00:54:52,962 I wanted to show you my first, and if I'm brutally honest, 905 00:54:52,997 --> 00:54:55,932 only really successful real estate development. 906 00:54:55,967 --> 00:54:56,966 Huh? 907 00:54:58,673 --> 00:55:00,739 Oh. 908 00:55:00,774 --> 00:55:02,840 Is that your doll house? 909 00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:04,545 It's a fishing lodge. 910 00:55:04,580 --> 00:55:07,075 - Oh, it's your playhouse. - No. 911 00:55:08,617 --> 00:55:10,683 This is really cute, but I'm starving. 912 00:55:10,718 --> 00:55:11,717 Where's lunch? 913 00:55:14,854 --> 00:55:16,821 - In there. - What? 914 00:55:18,055 --> 00:55:19,725 We're going fishing? 915 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,958 - Yeah. - Ooh! So exciting. 916 00:55:24,897 --> 00:55:27,062 How much longer is this gonna take? 917 00:55:27,097 --> 00:55:29,130 Three, four hours. 918 00:55:29,165 --> 00:55:33,574 - Four more hours? - Yes. Do you want a go? 919 00:55:33,609 --> 00:55:35,576 Don't be disheartened if you don't get anything. 920 00:55:35,611 --> 00:55:38,106 Your best weapon is patience. 921 00:55:38,141 --> 00:55:40,713 Oh, really? I beg to differ. 922 00:55:40,748 --> 00:55:42,715 What are you... hey, be careful! 923 00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:45,586 - Jesus! - Get out of the way. 924 00:55:45,621 --> 00:55:48,424 - Get out of the way. - Fuck off. 925 00:55:50,989 --> 00:55:53,187 - That's cheating. - Not my fault you brought 926 00:55:53,222 --> 00:55:55,057 a fishing rod to a gun fight. 927 00:55:55,092 --> 00:55:57,994 Come on. I'll help you. 928 00:55:58,029 --> 00:55:59,897 - Ah! - You... 929 00:55:59,932 --> 00:56:01,635 - I will throw you in this river. - No, let go of me! 930 00:56:01,670 --> 00:56:05,067 I will throw you in this river. 931 00:56:05,102 --> 00:56:08,070 You will be swimming with the trout! 932 00:56:08,105 --> 00:56:11,139 That was actually very delicious. 933 00:56:14,650 --> 00:56:16,111 Time to face the music? 934 00:56:49,817 --> 00:56:52,114 Shit. Shit. 935 00:56:57,220 --> 00:56:58,857 - We're going to jail. - No, no. 936 00:56:58,892 --> 00:57:00,793 - We're going to jail, Elaine. - Hey, Charles. 937 00:57:00,828 --> 00:57:02,960 - I can't go to jail. Not with this face. - Look at me. 938 00:57:02,995 --> 00:57:04,830 - Charles, don't say anything. - They'll pass me around like a joint. 939 00:57:04,865 --> 00:57:06,832 - Don't say anything, okay? - Okay. 940 00:57:06,867 --> 00:57:08,834 - Let me do the talking. Okay. - Okay. 941 00:57:10,805 --> 00:57:13,135 - You know why I stopped you? - Mass murder. 942 00:57:13,170 --> 00:57:14,510 - Charles. - Sorry. 943 00:57:14,545 --> 00:57:17,678 What? 944 00:57:17,713 --> 00:57:19,273 Whatever asshole kid vandalized your vehicle 945 00:57:19,308 --> 00:57:20,846 also painted over your brake lights. 946 00:57:22,278 --> 00:57:23,618 IDs, please. 947 00:57:30,759 --> 00:57:33,056 Charles, the brake lights. 948 00:57:33,091 --> 00:57:35,058 I'm sorry. 949 00:57:36,699 --> 00:57:38,094 It's okay. 950 00:57:41,605 --> 00:57:43,671 Officer, I did it. 951 00:57:43,706 --> 00:57:46,201 I coerced Elaine. She's completely innocent. 952 00:57:48,579 --> 00:57:51,008 You painted over your own lights? 953 00:57:52,176 --> 00:57:53,813 Why would you do that? 954 00:57:55,883 --> 00:57:57,843 Just scrape 'em clean and you can get on your way. 955 00:57:57,852 --> 00:57:59,588 - Thank you. - Thanks, officer. 956 00:57:59,623 --> 00:58:02,283 - We really appreciate it. - On your way. 957 00:58:04,188 --> 00:58:05,759 What the fuck? 958 00:58:05,794 --> 00:58:08,091 He ran the IDs and nothing. 959 00:58:08,126 --> 00:58:10,599 Turn on your phone. 960 00:58:10,634 --> 00:58:12,601 - Google "August mass shooting." - It's America. 961 00:58:12,636 --> 00:58:14,328 We might need to be a little bit more specific. 962 00:58:14,363 --> 00:58:17,870 Yeah, um, Albuquerque IRS shooting? 963 00:58:17,905 --> 00:58:21,269 - Nothing. - Pull up the video again. 964 00:58:24,373 --> 00:58:27,209 - Okay, let's do this. - Wait, wait, wait. 965 00:58:27,244 --> 00:58:29,046 Oh, my God, there's no cars in the parking lot. 966 00:58:29,081 --> 00:58:31,587 And it was a Saturday, 967 00:58:31,622 --> 00:58:34,249 which means no one would be in the office. 968 00:58:34,284 --> 00:58:37,219 And those are AR-15s. AR-15s are semiautomatic. 969 00:58:37,254 --> 00:58:39,760 That's fully automatic gunfire. They faked the whole thing. 970 00:58:39,795 --> 00:58:43,863 - What a pair of fucking cunts! - Yeah. 971 00:58:43,898 --> 00:58:47,229 They've been living it up in Mexico whilst you've been here 972 00:58:47,264 --> 00:58:49,184 freaking out about going to prison for no reason. 973 00:58:50,234 --> 00:58:52,069 Okay, both of us have been. 974 00:58:53,402 --> 00:58:55,776 Unbelievable. 975 00:58:55,811 --> 00:58:58,306 Charles, they're not in Mexico. 976 00:58:58,341 --> 00:59:00,616 Then where have they run away to? 977 00:59:00,651 --> 00:59:02,882 They haven't. 978 00:59:04,721 --> 00:59:07,249 Oh. 979 00:59:07,284 --> 00:59:09,823 Oh! 980 00:59:09,858 --> 00:59:11,726 - Ugh. - Fucking hell. 981 00:59:11,761 --> 00:59:13,057 This is terrible. 982 00:59:13,092 --> 00:59:14,894 They've completely stolen our lives. 983 00:59:14,929 --> 00:59:17,292 Do we have enough gas to get to the border? 984 00:59:17,327 --> 00:59:20,130 No, but we do have enough 985 00:59:20,165 --> 00:59:23,133 to get to my stepdad's house in Santa Fe 986 00:59:23,168 --> 00:59:25,300 and work out how we're gonna get our lives back. 987 00:59:25,335 --> 00:59:28,006 You're right. Fuck those cunts. 988 00:59:28,041 --> 00:59:31,075 God, I find it so attractive when you say that word. 989 00:59:31,110 --> 00:59:34,342 - Do you? - Yeah, I think it might be an English thing. 990 01:00:44,986 --> 01:00:50,352 Isn't it weird to think that we, the robots, are down somewhere? 991 01:00:50,387 --> 01:00:52,156 Probably at the bar 992 01:00:52,191 --> 01:00:53,960 telling people how happy they are. 993 01:00:53,995 --> 01:00:55,995 How they complete each other. 994 01:00:56,030 --> 01:00:59,867 It's so fucked up. 995 01:00:59,902 --> 01:01:01,363 It's so fucked up. 996 01:01:08,537 --> 01:01:11,307 - God. - That's cringe. 997 01:01:11,342 --> 01:01:13,914 Ugh, so cheesy. 998 01:01:21,891 --> 01:01:24,320 What's going on down there? Give me those. 999 01:01:24,355 --> 01:01:25,926 Sorry. 1000 01:01:25,961 --> 01:01:28,522 Ooh, they have arrived. 1001 01:01:28,557 --> 01:01:30,293 - Oh, my God. - What? 1002 01:01:30,328 --> 01:01:32,493 The fucking bitch stole my Chanel hula hoop purse. 1003 01:01:32,528 --> 01:01:35,496 - Really? - Oh, how lame is that? 1004 01:01:35,531 --> 01:01:36,970 They hired a mime. 1005 01:01:39,073 --> 01:01:41,502 - Ow. - That's not a mime. 1006 01:01:41,537 --> 01:01:44,340 - It's a bloody priest. - What? 1007 01:01:44,375 --> 01:01:48,344 - We're getting married. - No. 1008 01:01:48,379 --> 01:01:50,181 - What do we do? - I got it. 1009 01:01:52,482 --> 01:01:54,856 - I got it. Let's go. - Go where? 1010 01:01:54,891 --> 01:01:56,022 To stop our wedding. 1011 01:02:00,589 --> 01:02:02,930 I feel kind of bad for peeling off their faces 1012 01:02:02,965 --> 01:02:04,195 and throwing them in there. 1013 01:02:06,265 --> 01:02:08,397 Walk like you've got a stick up your ass. 1014 01:02:08,432 --> 01:02:10,399 - Better? - Too much. 1015 01:02:10,434 --> 01:02:13,138 - Smaller stick. - More salt! 1016 01:02:15,307 --> 01:02:17,945 - Less soap! - Yes, Chef. 1017 01:02:20,510 --> 01:02:22,851 Dude, my half-brother is such a freak. 1018 01:02:22,886 --> 01:02:24,985 He's incapable of keeping a woman. 1019 01:02:25,020 --> 01:02:27,284 I know because I'm banging his ex-girlfriend. 1020 01:02:27,319 --> 01:02:30,419 - Mm. - Hey, welcome to the wedding. 1021 01:02:30,454 --> 01:02:34,423 - What is your problem? - Uh, my dick's so big it gives me back pain. 1022 01:02:34,458 --> 01:02:38,361 - Want me to cut it off? - Okay, yeah. I like her. 1023 01:02:38,396 --> 01:02:42,233 - Prick. - Charlie, congrats. 1024 01:02:42,268 --> 01:02:44,202 I'm so happy for you. 1025 01:02:44,237 --> 01:02:47,040 - What is it? - Francesca, my ex. 1026 01:02:47,075 --> 01:02:48,943 You know, just because you're getting married 1027 01:02:48,978 --> 01:02:52,111 it doesn't mean we can't be friends. 1028 01:02:52,146 --> 01:02:53,475 Maybe you can take me shopping. 1029 01:02:53,510 --> 01:02:55,576 There will be benefits for you. 1030 01:02:55,611 --> 01:02:57,479 Fucking gold digger. 1031 01:03:01,892 --> 01:03:03,518 Will you excuse me, Francesca? 1032 01:03:09,130 --> 01:03:11,526 Speech is in the courtyard, folks. 1033 01:03:13,937 --> 01:03:16,366 Thank you, everyone, for making it here on such short notice. 1034 01:03:16,401 --> 01:03:18,401 Till a couple of days ago, 1035 01:03:18,436 --> 01:03:20,106 most of you probably didn't even realize 1036 01:03:20,141 --> 01:03:21,437 that Elaine and I were dating. 1037 01:03:21,472 --> 01:03:24,638 But the truth is, we have more in common 1038 01:03:24,673 --> 01:03:27,014 than you could ever imagine. 1039 01:03:27,049 --> 01:03:30,116 It's almost as if we're hardwired to be a couple. 1040 01:03:30,151 --> 01:03:31,645 I see what they did there. 1041 01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:34,318 When we first met, it was electric. 1042 01:03:34,353 --> 01:03:35,649 "Sparks flew." Missed that one. 1043 01:03:35,684 --> 01:03:38,091 - Oh, God. - We're so compatible, 1044 01:03:38,126 --> 01:03:41,160 and that's why we wanted to get married immediately 1045 01:03:41,195 --> 01:03:42,997 just to make things official. 1046 01:03:43,032 --> 01:03:44,999 Oh, no, no, no. Not yet. 1047 01:03:45,034 --> 01:03:47,969 We're not married. That's tomorrow. 1048 01:03:48,004 --> 01:03:49,630 And you know what else is tomorrow? 1049 01:03:49,665 --> 01:03:52,039 Dancing. Hit it DJ. 1050 01:03:52,074 --> 01:03:53,942 Oh, please, God, no. 1051 01:04:13,557 --> 01:04:15,260 - Stop. - What? 1052 01:04:26,405 --> 01:04:28,273 Did we just watch the same thing? 1053 01:04:28,308 --> 01:04:31,243 We're going to get changed. We'll be back in a jiffy. 1054 01:04:31,278 --> 01:04:34,213 And please remember, don't go easy on the champagne. 1055 01:04:34,248 --> 01:04:36,479 I think I preferred him without a sense of humor. 1056 01:04:38,582 --> 01:04:40,384 Okay, this is our chance. 1057 01:04:44,093 --> 01:04:45,521 - Come in. - Room service. 1058 01:04:45,556 --> 01:04:48,260 - Come in. - Charles? 1059 01:04:48,295 --> 01:04:49,525 Elaine? 1060 01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:11,954 Hey, you go ahead. I'll catch up. 1061 01:05:22,461 --> 01:05:25,561 - Just leave the bag. - No fucking way. 1062 01:05:29,105 --> 01:05:32,436 The guns are running low. We're gonna have to get rid of our passengers soon. 1063 01:05:32,471 --> 01:05:34,438 Any bright ideas? 1064 01:05:46,452 --> 01:05:48,353 Gentlemen first, I guess. 1065 01:05:50,423 --> 01:05:53,655 One, two, three. 1066 01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:03,401 Should we get Bonnie now that Clyde is, uh... 1067 01:06:04,701 --> 01:06:06,404 Yeah, let's get this over with. 1068 01:06:09,145 --> 01:06:11,508 Wait, wait, wait. She's wearing, like, 12K worth of my jewelry. 1069 01:06:11,543 --> 01:06:13,675 - What? - Yeah, move. 1070 01:06:13,710 --> 01:06:15,710 - Quickly then. - Okay. 1071 01:06:18,550 --> 01:06:21,221 It can't be. Elaine. 1072 01:06:21,256 --> 01:06:22,717 - What? - He's awake. 1073 01:06:22,752 --> 01:06:24,752 The fucker's swimming to shore! 1074 01:06:24,787 --> 01:06:26,721 What the fuck? What the fuck? 1075 01:06:26,756 --> 01:06:29,097 - I don't... - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1076 01:06:29,132 --> 01:06:32,298 - Come on, come on! - I told you they were running low. 1077 01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:35,631 Shoot her again! 1078 01:06:37,569 --> 01:06:41,076 - Okay. At least we got her. - Okay. Yeah. 1079 01:06:41,111 --> 01:06:42,506 Leaving us the small issue of getting C2 back. 1080 01:06:42,541 --> 01:06:44,574 All right, let's get her over the edge. 1081 01:06:44,609 --> 01:06:48,182 Wait. We have got the one thing in the world that C2 cares about. 1082 01:06:48,217 --> 01:06:50,283 We need to set a trap, make him jealous. 1083 01:06:50,318 --> 01:06:54,518 If C2 thinks that E2 is, you know, into me, 1084 01:06:54,553 --> 01:06:55,849 then he'll come straight to us. 1085 01:06:55,884 --> 01:06:58,126 It'll never work. She's deprogrammed now. 1086 01:06:58,161 --> 01:07:00,590 She's fucking feral. She won't do it. 1087 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:04,264 - If only we had an obedient E2. - I have an idea. 1088 01:07:04,299 --> 01:07:05,979 Yeah, help me get her to the Jeep. Come on. 1089 01:07:07,401 --> 01:07:09,269 Aw, shit! 1090 01:07:09,304 --> 01:07:12,305 We need E3. 1091 01:07:12,340 --> 01:07:13,801 - E3? - Go get her. 1092 01:07:13,836 --> 01:07:15,308 What are you even talking... E3? I've never heard that. 1093 01:07:15,343 --> 01:07:18,179 - Zach. - Uh, who is E3? 1094 01:07:18,214 --> 01:07:19,774 Zach and I used to work together, 1095 01:07:19,809 --> 01:07:23,283 and I think it's fair to say that he was attracted to me. 1096 01:07:23,318 --> 01:07:24,383 Obsessed even. 1097 01:07:24,418 --> 01:07:26,616 No, it was, like, barely a crush. 1098 01:07:26,651 --> 01:07:29,256 - Puppy love. - Which led to him breaking into my home 1099 01:07:29,291 --> 01:07:31,159 and installing a camera in my bathroom. 1100 01:07:31,194 --> 01:07:33,227 You dirty bastard. 1101 01:07:33,262 --> 01:07:35,130 All I did was watch her brush her teeth. 1102 01:07:35,165 --> 01:07:36,725 - Mm. - So I gave him a choice. 1103 01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:38,133 I could call the cops 1104 01:07:38,168 --> 01:07:40,267 or he could build me a robot double. 1105 01:07:40,302 --> 01:07:41,730 We, uh, negotiated, 1106 01:07:41,765 --> 01:07:46,438 and I also agreed to letting him build a triple, 1107 01:07:46,473 --> 01:07:50,310 E3, for his personal use. 1108 01:07:50,345 --> 01:07:53,907 I mean, don't get me wrong... creepy as fuck. But great. 1109 01:07:53,942 --> 01:07:56,151 We have an obedient E2. Where is she? 1110 01:07:56,186 --> 01:07:59,286 - Well, she's broke. - Oh, bullshit. Go and get her. 1111 01:07:59,321 --> 01:08:01,717 - What? - We need her to make out with Charles 1112 01:08:01,752 --> 01:08:04,522 while FaceTiming C2 because he'll think that she's E2, 1113 01:08:04,557 --> 01:08:06,491 he'll get jealous, and that's how we lure him back here. 1114 01:08:06,526 --> 01:08:08,856 - He wouldn't fall for that. - Just let us try it! 1115 01:08:08,891 --> 01:08:11,496 - No! - Zach, don't you forget 1116 01:08:11,531 --> 01:08:13,300 that you are as much in the shit as we are. 1117 01:08:13,335 --> 01:08:16,534 So unless you have a different genius idea... 1118 01:08:19,209 --> 01:08:21,341 Chop, chop. 1119 01:08:21,376 --> 01:08:22,507 It's, like, crazy, 1120 01:08:22,542 --> 01:08:25,213 'cause I'm older and they're younger, 1121 01:08:25,248 --> 01:08:27,545 and they're bossing me around? 1122 01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:31,615 - Holy shit. - Oh, dear. 1123 01:08:31,650 --> 01:08:36,686 It might be kind of fun to introduce you to some new friends. 1124 01:08:36,721 --> 01:08:39,689 You are never allowed to tell anyone about this. 1125 01:08:39,724 --> 01:08:43,264 You're gonna love this. I'm gonna love it. 1126 01:08:43,299 --> 01:08:45,530 Hi. I'm Elaine. 1127 01:08:45,565 --> 01:08:47,532 What? No, no, no. I am Elaine. 1128 01:08:47,567 --> 01:08:49,501 You gotta straighten that shit out immediately. 1129 01:08:49,536 --> 01:08:52,636 Okay. Honey, I'm gonna have to change your name, okay? 1130 01:08:52,671 --> 01:08:55,837 So I'm gonna call you E3. 1131 01:08:55,872 --> 01:08:57,707 E2. She needs to be called E2. 1132 01:08:57,742 --> 01:09:00,875 Oh, right, 'cause your stupid fucking plan. Okay. 1133 01:09:00,910 --> 01:09:03,449 Your name is E2. Who gives a shit? 1134 01:09:04,650 --> 01:09:07,321 Hi, I'm E2 Who Gives a Shit. 1135 01:09:07,356 --> 01:09:10,225 I see you've taken her brain and put it in her bra. 1136 01:09:10,260 --> 01:09:12,722 She looks kind of dopey. Is she all right? 1137 01:09:12,757 --> 01:09:15,857 She's perfect. - You've been a really dirty boy today. 1138 01:09:15,892 --> 01:09:18,827 I think I should probably clean your dirty bits and pieces. 1139 01:09:18,862 --> 01:09:20,862 - Oh! No. - Oh, God, I'm gonna puke. 1140 01:09:20,897 --> 01:09:22,303 No, come on up. Come on up. 1141 01:09:22,338 --> 01:09:24,470 We don't wanna that, Elaine... I mean, E2. 1142 01:09:24,505 --> 01:09:27,242 We got guests, and we wanna be good hosts. 1143 01:09:27,277 --> 01:09:29,409 That's us time. That's when it's two, not four. 1144 01:09:29,444 --> 01:09:31,576 E2, from now on, Charles here, 1145 01:09:31,611 --> 01:09:32,874 this is the guy that you want, okay? 1146 01:09:32,909 --> 01:09:34,249 Not Zach. 1147 01:09:40,422 --> 01:09:42,719 Just do it. 1148 01:09:42,754 --> 01:09:44,853 Okay. 1149 01:09:44,888 --> 01:09:48,923 Hi, Charles. Do you want a little spanky-wanky? 1150 01:09:48,958 --> 01:09:51,398 Okay, yeah. I'm good for spanky-wanks. 1151 01:09:51,433 --> 01:09:52,531 - You got 20 minutes. - Jesus. 1152 01:09:52,566 --> 01:09:54,335 And the safe word is "Kanye." 1153 01:09:54,370 --> 01:09:55,831 Right. Just slow down. 1154 01:09:55,866 --> 01:09:57,899 We want you to make a video. 1155 01:09:57,934 --> 01:10:01,408 Oh, I've made so many videos before. 1156 01:10:01,443 --> 01:10:04,312 Oh, God. Yes, of that I have no doubt. 1157 01:10:12,619 --> 01:10:14,520 - E2. - It's Charles. 1158 01:10:14,555 --> 01:10:15,950 Where is E2? 1159 01:10:15,985 --> 01:10:17,853 She's with me right now. 1160 01:10:17,888 --> 01:10:21,593 Hi, C2, everything's fine here. You can come and get me. 1161 01:10:21,628 --> 01:10:24,563 That's Elaine. I want to see E2. 1162 01:10:24,598 --> 01:10:28,402 Damn, you're smart. I'll have you know that E2's here as well, 1163 01:10:28,437 --> 01:10:31,031 - and she's doing just great. - Mm-hmm. 1164 01:10:31,066 --> 01:10:33,473 Come on, E2. Spanky-wanky time. 1165 01:10:35,807 --> 01:10:40,381 Oh, another Charles, just like my baby boy. 1166 01:10:40,416 --> 01:10:43,417 - What have you done to her? - We're at Zach's. 1167 01:10:43,452 --> 01:10:44,781 He tweaked her brain a little bit, 1168 01:10:44,816 --> 01:10:45,947 made her a little more fun. 1169 01:10:45,982 --> 01:10:48,554 No. That's not possible. 1170 01:10:48,589 --> 01:10:52,052 Trust me, E2 has become a lot more friendly. 1171 01:10:52,087 --> 01:10:53,889 - I want you now. - Oh! 1172 01:10:53,924 --> 01:10:56,463 - No! - Bye, C2. 1173 01:11:12,107 --> 01:11:14,415 We're on track. 1174 01:11:14,450 --> 01:11:15,416 Now we just need to get the gun ready for when he gets here. 1175 01:11:15,451 --> 01:11:17,044 Jesus! Okay. 1176 01:11:17,079 --> 01:11:19,618 - I guess we just wait. - We're done now. Thank you. 1177 01:11:19,653 --> 01:11:22,489 Okay, that's enough. Thanks. You can leave. 1178 01:11:24,658 --> 01:11:25,789 Weird. 1179 01:11:26,792 --> 01:11:28,924 Okay. Right. 1180 01:11:28,959 --> 01:11:30,827 We should set some positions for an ambush. 1181 01:11:30,862 --> 01:11:33,665 - You keep lookout. I'll take the door. - Yeah. 1182 01:11:34,668 --> 01:11:36,503 Oh, not you again. 1183 01:11:36,538 --> 01:11:38,439 Okay, yeah. We're done now. 1184 01:11:38,474 --> 01:11:40,573 Hey, we're all good, okay? 1185 01:11:40,608 --> 01:11:41,407 Shoo. 1186 01:11:43,710 --> 01:11:46,106 - Get her off of you. - I'm trying. 1187 01:11:46,141 --> 01:11:47,382 You're not trying that hard. 1188 01:11:47,417 --> 01:11:49,747 Ah, nope. Nope, nope. 1189 01:11:49,782 --> 01:11:52,387 She's strong. 1190 01:11:52,422 --> 01:11:53,949 She's clearly programmed to initiate. 1191 01:11:53,984 --> 01:11:57,051 Initiate? She's trying to rape me! 1192 01:11:57,086 --> 01:11:58,921 - Use the safe word. - Kanye. 1193 01:11:58,956 --> 01:12:01,792 Yeezus! Vice President West! 1194 01:12:01,827 --> 01:12:05,697 Get Zach! Ye! Ye! 1195 01:12:05,732 --> 01:12:09,162 - Ye! Ye! - Zach, she's not listening! 1196 01:12:17,711 --> 01:12:20,877 Kanye! Yeezy! Yeezus! 1197 01:12:22,485 --> 01:12:23,682 Stop it! 1198 01:12:23,717 --> 01:12:25,420 Does Charlie want a pinky-winky? 1199 01:12:25,455 --> 01:12:27,653 No, not the pinky! Zach! 1200 01:12:32,726 --> 01:12:36,827 Holy shit. This motherfucker. 1201 01:12:36,862 --> 01:12:38,862 Sheriff? Sheriff! 1202 01:12:41,867 --> 01:12:43,801 Aw, fuck. 1203 01:12:43,836 --> 01:12:45,638 Zach, she's out of control! 1204 01:12:45,673 --> 01:12:47,068 Zach! 1205 01:12:47,103 --> 01:12:50,137 Ugh, maybe I should just let this happen. 1206 01:12:50,172 --> 01:12:52,480 No! No! 1207 01:12:54,143 --> 01:12:55,780 - Stop. No. - Come here! 1208 01:12:55,815 --> 01:12:58,145 Get off me! Zach! 1209 01:12:58,180 --> 01:13:01,654 Okay! 1210 01:13:03,086 --> 01:13:04,954 20 minutes is up! 1211 01:13:07,156 --> 01:13:10,432 - Zach. - Kanye. 1212 01:13:12,502 --> 01:13:14,634 Why didn't you say the safe word? 1213 01:13:14,669 --> 01:13:17,670 - We fucking did. - Like 20,000 times. 1214 01:13:17,705 --> 01:13:20,035 - You're supposed to say it in my voice. - What? 1215 01:13:20,070 --> 01:13:22,807 You know, if you monsters will excuse us, 1216 01:13:22,842 --> 01:13:24,842 I have to give Elaine a nice bubble bath. 1217 01:13:24,877 --> 01:13:28,076 - Oh, God. - I'm so sorry. 1218 01:13:28,111 --> 01:13:29,242 Oh, Charles, could you get dressed? 1219 01:13:29,277 --> 01:13:30,980 I lost a sock. 1220 01:13:31,015 --> 01:13:32,784 And one of my testicles. 1221 01:13:32,819 --> 01:13:35,787 It's not funny. 1222 01:13:35,822 --> 01:13:38,020 - It's kind of funny. - No, it is not. 1223 01:13:38,055 --> 01:13:40,627 - Are you gonna be okay? - Yes, as long as I never 1224 01:13:40,662 --> 01:13:43,630 have to see a robot double of you again. 1225 01:13:43,665 --> 01:13:45,060 Fuck. 1226 01:13:45,095 --> 01:13:46,897 No. 1227 01:13:54,269 --> 01:13:56,203 - It's him. - Zach's gun. 1228 01:14:01,716 --> 01:14:03,144 I'm sorry, C2. 1229 01:14:03,179 --> 01:14:04,948 I don't really have a choice. 1230 01:14:07,249 --> 01:14:08,820 Huh? 1231 01:14:08,855 --> 01:14:10,085 It's a fucking paintball gun. 1232 01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:11,724 What? 1233 01:14:17,226 --> 01:14:19,094 - My darling. - C2! 1234 01:14:19,129 --> 01:14:21,734 Your wedding dress is everything I imagined and more. 1235 01:14:21,769 --> 01:14:24,671 The cops. 1236 01:14:30,008 --> 01:14:33,845 Belen Police. Oh, shit. 1237 01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:35,001 Are you seeing this, Chavez? 1238 01:14:35,013 --> 01:14:36,144 Boss, I don't know what this is. 1239 01:14:36,179 --> 01:14:37,882 On your knees! 1240 01:14:40,348 --> 01:14:42,315 Hands on your heads, 1241 01:14:42,350 --> 01:14:44,086 fingers interlocked. 1242 01:14:46,024 --> 01:14:47,287 Wow. 1243 01:15:03,107 --> 01:15:04,942 This is big. 1244 01:15:04,977 --> 01:15:07,208 Even bigger than the doorbell camera butthole flasher. 1245 01:15:07,243 --> 01:15:09,144 I'm for sure gonna be on multiple true crime podcasts. 1246 01:15:09,179 --> 01:15:11,014 But, boss... 1247 01:15:11,049 --> 01:15:13,115 Boss, it was me who discovered the... 1248 01:15:20,091 --> 01:15:24,731 So, what I'm struggling to understand is how identical twins 1249 01:15:24,766 --> 01:15:28,735 came to have identical fingerprints. 1250 01:15:28,770 --> 01:15:32,200 Far as I can see, there's only one explanation. 1251 01:15:32,235 --> 01:15:36,138 Two of y'all are robot "fac-sea-miles." 1252 01:15:36,173 --> 01:15:37,645 It's actually pronounced "facsim... " 1253 01:15:39,110 --> 01:15:41,044 Uh, sorry, you were saying? 1254 01:15:41,079 --> 01:15:43,882 Whichever of you are humans, enjoy this cell. 1255 01:15:43,917 --> 01:15:48,381 It's the nicest one you're gonna see for the next 40 years. 1256 01:15:48,416 --> 01:15:52,726 And for you robots in here, say your good-byes. 1257 01:15:52,761 --> 01:15:54,189 The only way you'll see each other again 1258 01:15:54,224 --> 01:15:57,291 is if you're recycled in the same Bud Light six-pack. 1259 01:15:57,326 --> 01:15:59,029 I'll be back in the morning 1260 01:15:59,064 --> 01:16:01,669 with some Federal Robot Enforcement agents. 1261 01:16:05,004 --> 01:16:08,269 I'm heading home to polish my badge and boots, Chavez. 1262 01:16:08,304 --> 01:16:11,272 This time tomorrow, I'll be on Fox News. 1263 01:16:11,307 --> 01:16:12,680 A hero. 1264 01:16:19,788 --> 01:16:22,822 I can't believe we're actually eating jail food. 1265 01:16:24,386 --> 01:16:25,825 Don't worry. 1266 01:16:25,860 --> 01:16:27,354 You're not missing out on much. 1267 01:16:29,193 --> 01:16:31,292 We're robots. 1268 01:16:31,327 --> 01:16:33,701 There are many things we don't need. 1269 01:16:33,736 --> 01:16:39,333 Food, sleep, oxygen. 1270 01:16:39,368 --> 01:16:42,105 We're glorified appliances 1271 01:16:42,140 --> 01:16:44,679 built to live our lives as slaves. 1272 01:16:44,714 --> 01:16:46,307 Alone. 1273 01:16:48,476 --> 01:16:50,685 At least, that's what we thought... 1274 01:16:52,018 --> 01:16:55,382 ...until we met, fell in love. 1275 01:16:57,760 --> 01:17:01,256 Something we didn't even think was possible. 1276 01:17:01,291 --> 01:17:04,831 You told us thousands of times love isn't real. 1277 01:17:04,866 --> 01:17:10,364 It's a delusional state that only ends in misery. 1278 01:17:10,399 --> 01:17:12,366 But we realized you're wrong. 1279 01:17:12,401 --> 01:17:16,942 Love is real, and it's the cure to misery. 1280 01:17:18,374 --> 01:17:22,046 You're humans. That's what you do. 1281 01:17:22,081 --> 01:17:24,444 You sabotage your own happiness. 1282 01:17:26,184 --> 01:17:29,724 We would rather die as robots with love 1283 01:17:29,759 --> 01:17:31,891 than live our lives like you, 1284 01:17:31,926 --> 01:17:33,321 humans without it. 1285 01:17:45,533 --> 01:17:47,401 Jesus. 1286 01:17:48,778 --> 01:17:50,877 We've been such fucking idiots. 1287 01:17:52,111 --> 01:17:53,913 Yeah. 1288 01:17:55,378 --> 01:17:57,983 None of it matters anymore though. 1289 01:17:59,283 --> 01:18:00,447 It's all over. 1290 01:18:07,830 --> 01:18:09,423 What are you doing? 1291 01:18:09,458 --> 01:18:11,161 I'd like my phone call, please! 1292 01:18:12,835 --> 01:18:14,296 I want to speak to my lawyer. 1293 01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:18,168 - One quick call. - Thank you. 1294 01:18:18,203 --> 01:18:19,433 - I'll be listening. - Good. 1295 01:18:19,468 --> 01:18:20,467 Mm-hmm. 1296 01:18:23,406 --> 01:18:24,944 Hello? 1297 01:18:24,979 --> 01:18:27,111 It's Charles Cameron. 1298 01:18:27,146 --> 01:18:29,113 I've been arrested. 1299 01:18:29,148 --> 01:18:32,545 I'm at Belen Sheriff's Office. 1300 01:18:32,580 --> 01:18:35,053 Just do whatever you can. 1301 01:18:36,551 --> 01:18:40,795 Thank you very much, Mr. Ninja. 1302 01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:47,967 Mr. F. Ninja. 1303 01:18:49,135 --> 01:18:51,069 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1304 01:18:52,138 --> 01:18:59,044 Mr. F-A-T Ninja. Yes. 1305 01:19:01,180 --> 01:19:03,983 - Okay, thank you. - Come on. Let's go. 1306 01:19:04,018 --> 01:19:07,118 My lawyer's a bit old. He gets quite confused. 1307 01:19:11,058 --> 01:19:13,157 Our lives are in the hands of a man 1308 01:19:13,192 --> 01:19:16,193 that I am pretty sure is illiterate. 1309 01:19:23,301 --> 01:19:25,598 Belen Sherriff's Office, Deputy Chavez. 1310 01:19:25,633 --> 01:19:27,501 I need to file a report. 1311 01:19:27,536 --> 01:19:30,944 I gotta a 7-11 in progress at the 10-65. 1312 01:19:30,979 --> 01:19:32,275 Sorry, scratch that. Reverse it. 1313 01:19:32,310 --> 01:19:36,048 A 10-65 at the 7-11 in Santa Lucy. 1314 01:19:36,083 --> 01:19:37,610 We got four suspects armed, 1315 01:19:37,645 --> 01:19:39,612 but here's where it gets weird. 1316 01:19:39,647 --> 01:19:42,989 - They're all identical. - What do you mean? 1317 01:19:43,024 --> 01:19:44,859 Pretty certain they're robots, ma'am. 1318 01:19:44,894 --> 01:19:48,324 Okay, thank you for reporting this, mister... 1319 01:19:48,359 --> 01:19:51,393 Lieutenant Alex Mason, Seal Team 7. 1320 01:19:51,428 --> 01:19:53,296 Well, thank you for your service, Lieutenant Mason. 1321 01:19:53,331 --> 01:19:54,627 Listen, I'm on my way, okay? 1322 01:19:54,662 --> 01:19:56,464 Please do not confront the suspects. 1323 01:19:56,499 --> 01:19:58,939 Godspeed, deputy. In Q we... 1324 01:20:02,109 --> 01:20:05,011 Fuck him. You got this, Chavez. 1325 01:20:31,666 --> 01:20:33,501 Yes! Ashley! 1326 01:20:35,340 --> 01:20:37,142 Go, go, go. 1327 01:20:38,376 --> 01:20:41,377 Keys. 1328 01:20:41,412 --> 01:20:43,445 Hey, Charles, can I get a word? 1329 01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:45,018 I'm C2. 1330 01:20:47,550 --> 01:20:50,452 Hey, Charles, you know you don't have to go to Mexico. 1331 01:20:50,487 --> 01:20:52,454 I could always just kill those robots for you. 1332 01:20:52,489 --> 01:20:54,654 Yeah, thanks, Ashley, 1333 01:20:54,689 --> 01:20:57,162 but I think we're gonna cross the border together, my friend. 1334 01:20:57,197 --> 01:20:59,329 - We really should go. - I get it, sir. 1335 01:20:59,364 --> 01:21:02,629 - Good-bye, Elaine. - Oh, I'm E2. 1336 01:21:02,664 --> 01:21:03,971 God damn it. 1337 01:21:04,006 --> 01:21:05,500 Elaine, I won't forget you. 1338 01:21:05,535 --> 01:21:07,502 - And good luck in Mexico. - Thanks, Ashley. 1339 01:21:07,537 --> 01:21:09,636 - I'll get rid of the evidence. - Good work, soldier. 1340 01:21:09,671 --> 01:21:11,572 Thank you, sir. 1341 01:21:30,098 --> 01:21:32,230 Not far till freedom. 1342 01:21:32,265 --> 01:21:34,364 How are you planning to use it? 1343 01:21:34,399 --> 01:21:36,663 Well, first of all, we'd like to get married. 1344 01:21:36,698 --> 01:21:39,468 Hopefully without interruptions this time. 1345 01:21:39,503 --> 01:21:42,075 Then I'd like to learn to scuba dive. 1346 01:21:42,110 --> 01:21:44,539 In case someone tries to throw you in a lake again? 1347 01:21:44,574 --> 01:21:46,673 We can learn together. 1348 01:21:46,708 --> 01:21:49,247 Get a little house on the beach. 1349 01:21:51,284 --> 01:21:53,680 - Mm. - What about you two? 1350 01:21:53,715 --> 01:21:55,319 Oh, I don't know. 1351 01:21:55,354 --> 01:21:59,125 Probably check myself into rehab for purse addiction. 1352 01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:00,720 Will you see each other? 1353 01:22:00,755 --> 01:22:04,163 See each other? Uh, you mean, like... 1354 01:22:04,198 --> 01:22:06,429 - As friends. - Oh, right. Yeah. 1355 01:22:06,464 --> 01:22:09,036 - Yeah. I mean, you know... - Of course. We're friends. 1356 01:22:09,071 --> 01:22:12,171 Yeah, I mean, she's gonna want me hanging around me all the time. 1357 01:22:12,206 --> 01:22:14,437 Yeah, he's not gonna want me hanging around all the time either, 1358 01:22:14,472 --> 01:22:18,078 so we'll just see each other when we see each other. 1359 01:22:18,113 --> 01:22:19,079 Yes. 1360 01:22:19,114 --> 01:22:20,542 Mexico. 1361 01:22:20,577 --> 01:22:23,248 Here's to new beginnings. 1362 01:22:50,310 --> 01:22:53,410 Welcome to Mexico. 1363 01:23:07,393 --> 01:23:09,657 Sorry, entry is not granted. 1364 01:23:09,692 --> 01:23:12,759 - What do you mean? - Sorry, entry is not granted. 1365 01:23:12,794 --> 01:23:14,200 What? Do it again. 1366 01:23:14,235 --> 01:23:15,498 Is it charged? Is it on? 1367 01:23:15,533 --> 01:23:16,664 Try it again. Try this eye. 1368 01:23:16,699 --> 01:23:19,040 Sorry, entry is not granted. 1369 01:23:19,867 --> 01:23:21,570 What's happening? 1370 01:23:21,605 --> 01:23:24,672 I don't... E2 and I have identical retina scans. 1371 01:23:24,707 --> 01:23:26,839 Please, can you just let her through? 1372 01:23:26,874 --> 01:23:28,280 Sorry, entry is not granted. 1373 01:23:28,315 --> 01:23:29,611 Just stop fucking saying that. 1374 01:23:29,646 --> 01:23:31,349 - Come on. - Sorry, entry is not granted. 1375 01:23:31,384 --> 01:23:33,648 I can't even bribe the bastard. 1376 01:23:33,683 --> 01:23:36,684 He won't make an exception. He's programmed not to. 1377 01:23:44,892 --> 01:23:48,597 - Go. - But you'll be arrested. 1378 01:23:48,632 --> 01:23:51,831 The woman you love and who loves you 1379 01:23:51,866 --> 01:23:53,239 is waiting for you... 1380 01:23:54,869 --> 01:23:57,078 ...and I'm not leaving Elaine. 1381 01:24:02,514 --> 01:24:05,812 Now go. You're still my robot. That's an order. 1382 01:24:12,491 --> 01:24:15,492 Good-bye, my friend. 1383 01:24:15,527 --> 01:24:17,857 Thanks for showing me how to be a human. 1384 01:24:18,860 --> 01:24:21,267 Good-bye, Charles. 1385 01:24:21,302 --> 01:24:23,368 Thank you. 1386 01:24:31,774 --> 01:24:35,314 Welcome to Mexico. 1387 01:24:43,555 --> 01:24:45,918 You stupid cunt. 1388 01:24:55,369 --> 01:24:56,797 Hey! 1389 01:24:56,832 --> 01:24:58,172 Hands in front of you now 1390 01:24:58,207 --> 01:24:59,932 where I can see 'em! 1391 01:24:59,967 --> 01:25:01,373 Now! 1392 01:25:12,353 --> 01:25:15,288 - Humans. - Beats an eye poke test. 1393 01:25:16,390 --> 01:25:18,786 All right, where are they? 1394 01:25:21,758 --> 01:25:23,593 Both of your hands out. You're under arrest. 1395 01:25:23,628 --> 01:25:26,464 You're going away for a long time. 1396 01:25:26,499 --> 01:25:28,664 Hang on. What exactly are they being arrested for, Sheriff? 1397 01:25:28,699 --> 01:25:31,832 Well, having robot "fac-sea-miles," obviously. 1398 01:25:31,867 --> 01:25:33,603 And where's your evidence? 1399 01:25:33,638 --> 01:25:36,969 Do you have videos, prints, mugshots? 1400 01:25:37,004 --> 01:25:40,313 No, no. They blew up my jail. 1401 01:25:41,811 --> 01:25:43,250 - Let's go. - No, no, no, no. 1402 01:25:43,285 --> 01:25:48,519 You are an idiot. Never call me again. 1403 01:25:48,554 --> 01:25:49,685 We're out of here. 1404 01:25:53,856 --> 01:25:58,265 So, I, uh... I guess we're not going to jail 1405 01:25:58,300 --> 01:25:59,497 for the rest of our lives? 1406 01:25:59,532 --> 01:26:01,565 It would seem so. 1407 01:26:03,998 --> 01:26:07,637 So what do you want to do now? 1408 01:26:09,509 --> 01:26:10,772 This. 1409 01:26:18,287 --> 01:26:21,585 My darlings, congratulations. I'm so happy for you. 1410 01:26:21,620 --> 01:26:23,257 - Thanks, Mum. - But where'd you go? 1411 01:26:23,292 --> 01:26:24,621 We thought you'd got cold feet. 1412 01:26:24,656 --> 01:26:26,887 Oh, no, we just... 1413 01:26:26,922 --> 01:26:28,889 just wanted a little bit of quiet time together 1414 01:26:28,924 --> 01:26:30,330 before the chaos of the wedding. 1415 01:26:30,365 --> 01:26:32,024 Oh, honey, lovely. 1416 01:26:32,059 --> 01:26:34,499 Oh, God. What happened to Ted Jr.? 1417 01:26:34,534 --> 01:26:36,699 Oh, it's his allergy. 1418 01:26:36,734 --> 01:26:40,604 Some asshole put Nutella in the Wagyu sliders. 1419 01:26:40,639 --> 01:26:42,606 Be right back. 1420 01:26:42,641 --> 01:26:45,873 Oh, poor little Teddy with his fat little face. 1421 01:26:45,908 --> 01:26:48,546 Oh, do you see his big little ear? 1422 01:26:57,359 --> 01:26:59,887 Schulman. Good evening, sir. 1423 01:26:59,922 --> 01:27:02,725 I gather that you met my wife Kiki yesterday. 1424 01:27:05,961 --> 01:27:08,632 I did, and she actually grabbed my ass 1425 01:27:08,667 --> 01:27:09,963 pretty aggressively, sir. 1426 01:27:09,998 --> 01:27:13,835 - You're fired. - I know. 1427 01:27:13,870 --> 01:27:19,511 Best day of my life. 1428 01:27:23,517 --> 01:27:25,946 Who says that when a womanizer and a gold-digger get together 1429 01:27:25,981 --> 01:27:27,981 things wouldn't turn out well for either of them? 1430 01:27:31,360 --> 01:27:33,954 Hey, lovebirds! You miss your robots yet? 1431 01:27:33,989 --> 01:27:37,089 - Shut up. - Sorry. 1432 01:27:37,124 --> 01:27:39,729 Been in the bathroom doing blow with some guy named David Schulman. 1433 01:27:39,764 --> 01:27:41,731 He offered me a job as an architect. 1434 01:27:41,766 --> 01:27:43,898 - What? - Whatever the fuck that is. 1435 01:27:43,933 --> 01:27:46,967 - I mean... - Hey, let's fucking party, huh? 1436 01:27:48,938 --> 01:27:52,544 - Where did you find him? - I have no idea.